Reviews for Twilight: A new Threat!
SodiumLamp0nAHill chapter 1 . 9/3/2016
Hahaha! You had me chuckling throughout the story! The scenario (and ending) was outrageous enough that you just might have just accomplished your goal of uniting twihards and haters (at least for a moment). :) Well done, and thank you for sharing your God-given gift of writing!
WhosCuterFaxOrJalice chapter 1 . 7/2/2011
Hahahahahaha very laugh worthy. And I said Edward was a fairy when he made a bug deal out of sparkling. But that was good! Haha I'm still chuckling, thinking about it.
Irinna chapter 1 . 10/24/2010

First off all, sorry for my english. Im from Argentina,and I dont know very much.

Im new in this website,and your oneshot is the first I read.

I really liked it. Its very funny, and interesting .
Christie Cookie chapter 1 . 8/30/2010
Freakin' awesome! I was cracking up by the third sentence. Man, I don't know what it is, but everything seems much funnier late at night. Great job! XD
Guest chapter 1 . 7/29/2010
Ha...ha...ha...i've found a twilight fic I LOVE!
Lupa Dracolis chapter 1 . 5/31/2010
Oh dear. Pixies indeed! Poor Van Helsing...
Iaculus chapter 1 . 12/30/2009
Nice one. Raised a few chuckles, and seemed to be pretty much clean as far as spelling and grammar went (a rare feat indeed for fanfiction). I'm afraid that it was only my profound antipathy towards all that is Twilight that kept me from enjoying it more, and that, of course, is entirely subjective.

I'll definitely recommend it to the fans I know of... if I can keep my skin from attempting to crawl off my body in their presence. Hate it when that happens.
JustToLetYouKnow chapter 1 . 10/24/2009
tearing off his shirt

hahaha! sorry it just sounds funny :)

well we already knew alice was a pixie :) hehe

cute story xx
crazyperson17 chapter 1 . 10/18/2009
I didn't know what to think at first... Then PIXIES! LOL! Good job!
TheOneShotGirl chapter 1 . 10/3/2009
“Thou art not vampires! Thou art pixies!”

You, ma'am, have made my day!