|Reviews for Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble|
| Ron chapter 17 . 2/13/2010
Best explanation about elf's I've seen. I intend to remember it for future reference. Smiles :-)
| twistedtail chapter 17 . 2/13/2010
sorry got cut off
1) did i say mold
2)Rats or spiders
3)falling through the second floor would suck oh you happed to land in the cupboard you could get out but it is locked from the outside.
4) leaky pipes
5) power outages
6) personal ads taken out for His uncle and cousin something like. "Father and young Son team; looking for new adventure with older men or man (Phone number and address listed)
7)mother son love potion
8)when they do call the cops - a dead body, drugs, child porn, (of Duddly and Vern.)
10) band aids with poison on then or some rare disease; with a lose nail charmed to get people scratched and want a band aid.
11)Hookers to important events. like work on Monday or school lunch.
12)scalding water followed by freezing in the shower.
13)Ball cancer or breast cancer (scare or not)
14) FBI watch list (and a trip to america)
15) spoiled food anything in the fridge
16) Body hair growth for his aunt (think robin williams)
17) Biological weapons - (the kind that eats flesh)
18) a strip club built next door.
19) LARGE FIRE and a LARGE insurance policy taken out the day before.
20) Taken hostage by and Rapist and serial killer.
I have more if you want :P
| twistedtail chapter 18 . 2/13/2010
Prank you say...
1) i hate when my underwear rides up all day
2) bad smelling deodorant
3) A potion of tongue slips
4) House foundation problems
5) House being declared landmark
6) Mold in the walls
| witowsmp chapter 18 . 2/13/2010
Why does Dumbledore think he's the god of information? That he can hordeit to himself even when it has nothing to do with him? The prophecy's about Harry - not Albus, which means Harry needs all available information, whether Dumbledore wants to give it or not - it's not his decision. If he really wants to help Harry, some real training might hep.
| god of all chapter 18 . 2/13/2010
Great chapter and story so fair pleases continue this story soon.
| tumshie chapter 18 . 2/13/2010
Excellent addition to your story, I;m really enjoying this.
A couple of Britpicks, we refer to the hood of a car as the bonnet, and harry would probably quote Vernon's weight in Kilos rather than pounds, or if not pounds, stones. 14 pounds 1 stone, 1 Kilo 2.2 pounds. You have probably underestimated Vernon's weight too.
A better place to have the pranked bra and panties would be in Vernon's car, and somewhere Petunia would be likely to find them, like the glovebox.
| He-Who-Has-No-Name chapter 18 . 2/13/2010
BAH Dumbledore is an idiot! I see a left turn into Manipulative! or Naive!Dumbles. If yer gonna go that route you might as well go for broke and bring out the fandom Potter Manor/Library. Of course, sine JKR didn't fill in any of the blanks behind the Potter family, let alone the Evans family, there's room to be creative.
Lessee, here's a prank idea for you. Works in the real world too. If the valve core in the stem is loosened just enough, it'd leak and create flat tires constantly. With Vernon being the dolt he is he'd spend cash at the tire shop for a five second repair, even better if one or more tires blows out and shreds. THe classics, sugar in the tank, rice in the radiator, disguised cantips (tire-piercers) in the street.
| ILoveGeorgeEads chapter 18 . 2/13/2010
i loved it.i think he should tell Harry what he suspects.i hope they find a way to remove the Horcrux from Harry's scar with having to kill him.i can't wait to see what they will do the Dursley's.i think they should put a spell on one of Dudley's pictures so whenever they look at they see Harry's face they'll think they are seeing things.
| Aaron Leach chapter 18 . 2/13/2010
| ARedHair chapter 18 . 2/13/2010
Interesting. Good attempt to explain Dumbledore's actions and secrecy.
| abc chapter 18 . 2/13/2010
They most likely say "just walking" because in the film the statue is only of Salazar's head.
| Bobboky chapter 18 . 2/13/2010
| Planemo chapter 18 . 2/13/2010
Do with the couch what Remus did with the chairs. If vernon sits to a certain side the legs break on that side, if he sits in the middle all legs break.
Some of the china, when grabbed by petunia, will slip from here hand and break on the ground.
Lotion that causes wrinkles to stand out
Shampoo that causes hair to fall out(never know what those companies put in there)
Neighborhood dogs cant help but take a dump on the front lawn.
Same thing with birds, but on the car.
If Vernon has has over business company, or they have him over, he has horrible gas.(charm the pants?)
Creaking stairs. No matter what they do to fix it it will never stop.
After washing the dishes the silverware will have water spots on it no matter what.(charm soap or facet)
Charm shoes so that shoe strings break after only a few minutes of walking.
Use that tape to cause the lights to flicker every now and then.
Make steak knives dull but look sharp.
That's all I can think of. If O think of any more I'll let you know.
| Call0013 chapter 18 . 2/13/2010
i hope they find books on elemental magic and aniamgi trasformtion in that library. there would have to be a way to become a magical aniamgi because i cant see slytherin lowering him self to be a muggle animal.
| Hivedragon chapter 18 . 2/13/2010
Great chapter, love it. Sorry dont know of pranks that wont show magic, maby put slow harding concret in the heather.