Yeah now his inner voice here is annoyingly Emmett like. :-/

Yeah Bella was mucho exhausting in his chapter. I felt for poor Edward. Between his inner voice and her newborn mood swings and her general crazy I was done. Thanks for clearing it up for them both in the end. ;-) Poor Charlie. Calling him is almost more cruel I think.

Demetri! At least it wasn’t Felix. Smart Edward not sharing your gift. Now make sure Bella doesn’t spill the beans. Also, DOES Bella have a gift? That would be most helpful.

I also believe someone was in Edward’s brownstone.

Now he has to see how much telling her he loves her first means.

I rather the I love you over the lemon but these things come in cycles. The inner voice sounds like a Dave actually. Smug smart ass know it all. Just saying. But I love all versions of Edward;-P

I’m happy for Edward and Edward Jr. it’s not that I was craving lemons because you write great stories regardless but by chapter 14 I felt bad for him. Up until Chapter 14 his misery led to some funny fucking dialogue.

Even if it was only BlueballsWard, subconsciousward and Edward jr. it would be a hell of a story with their adventures. Hehe now I know Edward said he doesn’t fade to black but give this guy something. It’s funny yes alll the cockblocking but also now I feel he’s waited long enough. He’s a vampire not a human. Everything with them is primal.

It’s so fun watching him fight the transition he’s making. He thought she was getting the better end of the deal with immortality but it turns out she’s making it worthwhile. I love how in the end here her presence turned him into a naughty Batman.

The side trip to kill killer Tanya was an exciting twist. I love the way they argue m loving the laughing. I’m with Edward though the newborn lust should be off the charts but I guess Bella is a shield of all things control, food and sex related. Well except her temper.

Well only you know if Bella will be mad. But do we really think that’s the kind of kiss Bella was worried about or the kind she’s been experiencing? It was basically a kiss on the cheek and yes she would have been mad if Angela felt hurt and rejected. I think he’s going to hunt and come home with blood on his lips. He’s earned it btw that sexy shit.

Good riddance Rosalie! And at this point shouldn’t we be calling him BlueballsWard or CockblockedWard or HornyWard. While he is deliciously smug I think the lack of sex is making him more funny then smug. Either way we all win.

Okay I never laughed so hard when he said he probably had Stockholm Syndrome. He is so fucking funny I can’t stand it. And given you are the writer you must be balls to wall fantastic! Keep um coming.

God they banter like a fabulous coupe from a 1940s movie. All that’s missing are cigarettes and martinis or sidecars. I love it. I love it. And yes, Bella needs to be a little jealous. BTW what’s her gift? She must have one because she is the chillest Buffy watching, one meal having newborn held in only by a deadbolt I’ve ever read. Phew...:-)

Okay I have a few questions: was the muscle curly headed stud cruising Edward in the bar Emmett? Haha! Will Rosalie and Alice tell Charlie about meeting Edward and then him leaving the bar after Bella left? In other words another cockblock. Are the canon Cullens not in the story much and it’s mostly Bella and Edward? I never mind that.

Now the most important bit. Edward has the very similar sexy arrogance as Cockyback EC. I adore him and Sideline is next on my reading list so this is a delicious primer. This ToI Edward’s inner monologue is delightful. Thank you!