|Reviews for Slightly Above Average|
| MadHatter.Roar chapter 6 . 5/14/2013
ARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE PAIN THE PAIN ARRGHHHHHHHHHHH (I'm talking about the rupturing organs and bone, not the fic) ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hilarious, but ARGHHHHHHHHHH
| Madame Lazla chapter 5 . 4/26/2012
The sex was fast, but I could see Edward fucking him to death!
This is a new level of Narcissism...
| Madame Lazla chapter 3 . 4/26/2012
Oh God, I just remembered that BOTH were played by Robert Pattinson.
Oh, I know I knew that, it's just...you forget the scarring facts of life...
...does this make it masturbation now? Freud would have a field day O.O
| Madame Lazla chapter 2 . 4/26/2012
Oh, but the sparkles!
| Madame Lazla chapter 1 . 4/26/2012
AHHH! OMG the ending - the cruelest of things to have them loving each other and then killing Ced! But that's good for Edward at the very least, right? ;)
LOVE IT! Gonna keep reading...
| Elisabeth Hill chapter 2 . 4/24/2010
Dogma, right? Alanis Morrissette plays God.
And...jeez, Morgan Freeman...Bruce Almighty?
| thewasofshall chapter 6 . 4/5/2010
Good god this was hysterical and I think you had me laughing every chapter. Crackfic, slash, two Rob's doing each other... YES.
| me XD chapter 1 . 12/10/2009
omgg! i was watching twilight and i realized it was cedris and i had the same exact plot bunny but mine with a little gaps that make it different from yours. mine is cedris died and had ine chance to live again as a vampire and new identity in the muggle world.
| StoryTagger chapter 6 . 11/14/2009
haha, here's hoping vampirism repairs broken bones...wow, I'm not sure if that qualifies as snuff or not...
| BLAH BLAH Chy Dawn chapter 2 . 11/13/2009
"was a Hufflepuff and that is what research has found Hufflepuffs"
Very Potter Musical. FIND.
I have a very specific request for you. It shall be in code.
A poem from the Viking's point of view about the little asian girl during the benefriends period? That portrays some kind of romantic feelings for her? Just curious to see what you would do with that.
| Karma chapter 2 . 11/2/2009
I have one of the references for Chapter 2,
'He wasn't in an unknown location in Great Britan anymore,'
"We aren't in Kansas anymore, Toto."
Would you write me a Jasper x Edward poem, pretty please with Cheries on top?
| myprofoundfantasy chapter 4 . 10/9/2009
Roonil Waslib wrote the song "My Mirror's my Best Friend." It's wizard rock.
"You know pretty-boy-Diggory may now be dead
So I’ll hit on Harry’s father instead!" tehehe
do I get a poem now?
| myprofoundfantasy chapter 1 . 10/6/2009
Ah! You are brilliant, m'dear!
Cedric "Hot Diggory Damn" Diggory - ahahahaha, love it!
Annd because I'm giving you a wonderful, very nice review and not saying anything about you not capitalizing names in your summary, I think you should give me a hint about this reference. Because I am sick and tired and slow at the mo'..though I do manage to still rhyme. :D tehe.
I'll keep reading more at home after finishing this 283e9w0r8f09ergtjesdfgv extended essay.