Reviews for edward? bella? breakup?
Commander Nosyniki chapter 1 . 5/1/2013
I hate twilight too! Check out my story, I've only started it.
gfchdejkjfhjdekc chapter 1 . 6/12/2011
Quite funny and surprisingly well-written

There's only one problem: Nessie can't be Jacob's daughter because Jacob IMPRINTED ON HER! (And she looks like Edward and is half vampire.)
AlwaysLove25 chapter 1 . 12/25/2010
my question is if you hate twilight SO MUCH why do you waste your time writing fanfiction for it
twilightlvr4vr chapter 1 . 8/12/2010
haha that's kinda funny I don't know why it just i s:P I loved it :) even though I'm a big Bella/Edward fan :D
Loveisakiller chapter 1 . 7/21/2010
Not to be offensive or anything, but if you hate Twilight, why the heck are you on a fansite for it?
katiebug1297 chapter 1 . 1/28/2010
Okay, there are many things wrong with this. First, everyone is out of character, everybody knows edward cant cry, renesmee is half vampire so she couldn't be jacob's because when bella got pregant she wasnt a vampire, you need to check you spelling and grammar, and Bella would never do that. And she hates shopping! Jacob is her friend she doesn't like him that way, even though I'm not a big Twilight fan I still think this is kind of messed up.
this is so good chapter 1 . 10/15/2009
i love your story. haha this is myself typing this!
vacated chapter 1 . 10/15/2009
haha, ezeph likes her part ;)

this is all so physically impossible but awesome!

you would drool over emmett.
TheHustler chapter 1 . 10/14/2009
Hahahahahahahahaha THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!