wild. hilarious, but wild. nowhere close to where I thought this was going

I want the mcgonagall scene. And harry enlisting tonks' help preparing for it. Or idunno, maybe he'll try it on a boggart instead

These are so well written. Theyre all talking and behaving perfectly in character (except for the sex part) its really easy to imagine it's them.

I really think there must be another way!

Madame Pomfrey is a hoot!

That was actually a pretty amusing ending. I was scared for a bit that you were going to write the ritual between them, but... I do enjoy how you ended up going about things.

Great story, loved the smutty and comedic themes. Also you have now pointed out that I have been saying a characters name wrong for over 15 years so both thank you and fork you for that. XD

"I originally intended chapter nine to be a full-on Harry/McGonagall scene, but I couldn't bring myself to write it."

Bah, coward. :P

McGonagall's in her sixties, for a group of people that live well past a century as a matter of course, she's just middle aged. And, frankly, Dame Maggie Smith was hot between the ages of 20 and 50-ish :P

This was a fun read! Thanks for sharing it.

I don't understand what's so funny in Tonks showing naked Molly or Sybil. I find it quite disgusting, and I wonder how Harry was able to have sex with her afterwards instead of storming out and vomiting.

IT'S OVER 9000!

I wouldn’t want to read the act but I would love to read how he talks her into it! Oh - even better Hermione should be the one to do it

Well it was fun!
The unusual topic of his size being so present throughout the story and him always being the but of a joke was a bit annoying though.

Wow, and I couldn’t stop giggling at some of the situations in this. Great story.

Nice DBZ reference.