|Reviews for The Bride of Edward Cullen|
| Bexysabe chapter 1 . 4/2/2010
| twilluminescence chapter 1 . 1/22/2010
Hello ladies. I just wanted to congratulate you for gracing us with this gorgeous pixie stick of a story. You have addressed some major grievances I’ve harbored toward the SM universe. Bella’s form of retribution was little less than poetic justice. Edwards’s incredulity was priceless. You should have taken care that Bella do the lycanthropic throng the immense favor of dispensing with that irascible waist of flesh and pelt Leah Clearwater. She is the proverbial cancer on the ball sack of all involved. It stands to reason that for all Edward’s abounded “life” experience, and subsequent intellectual superiority, he’d scarcely devised a full proof exit strategy. I felt a frisson of poignancy as fleeting as was my fascination with overbearing glorified parasitic specimens of sudo humanity, with incurable superiority complexes and delusions of grandeur. While I was initially enchanted by the Twilight novels, my subversive nature chafed against Bella Swan’s unfailingly pathetic and outdated feminine capitulation. My thanks.
| Jasper-replaces-edward chapter 1 . 1/11/2010
Got myself an account, so revisiting this one to leave a review.
You ladies are just fab.
I nearly wet myself with this, what fun.
Lovely to see a non-wishy-washy bella.
Poor Edward - not.
He'd welcomed me to my new home and offered himself that very first day, answering my pitiful sexual laments with a kiss so deep his tongue licked my g-spot from the inside.
| Saewod chapter 1 . 1/2/2010
I love finding horror stories and I love it when stories go in such a dramatic turn from the original story and cannon couples.
| TwiliteAddict chapter 1 . 12/28/2009
That was the most twisted thing I ever allowed myself to read - since I am sure that was your goal, consider yourselves complimented! What's next? Muwhahah
| phantasme chapter 1 . 12/24/2009
Very creative, well-done, and well-written. I loved it. Bella was the bitch supreme.
Adding this ficlet to my faves...
| lizzyvamp1901 chapter 1 . 12/23/2009
| palasluna chapter 1 . 12/19/2009
OMG such a BItch love her
| BrandyMichelle chapter 1 . 12/16/2009
Holy Hell! That was freaking twisted... I'm kinda in shock right now. Man...
| EdwardsBrunette2 chapter 1 . 12/15/2009
Oh she is vicious! I love it!
| Navarre chapter 1 . 12/12/2009
Too bad she did not go up in flames - Bitch!
Oh well. Karma's a bitch.
One crazy story and very well written.
| MaleficentKnits chapter 1 . 12/11/2009
thank you for entering LFN and congratulations, sweeties...
brilliant, you sick and twisted lovelies… Bella absolutely revolted me with the depravity she sunk to in her selfish, bitter, wake up call… I was gleefully giggling at her blood drenched mayhem until she took out her revenge on Alice and Jasper; then I realized that for you to piss Mal off like that, you really have written a beautifully dark and wicked Bella… perfect. She is exactly what we were looking for in this contest. If there is one thing for a naïve, horny teenage girl involved with a vampire to be aware of, it’s to be careful what you wish for because you just might get it and find out it really frickin’ sucks.
| KNG1986 chapter 1 . 12/4/2009
I feel like I should quote Monty Python "And now for something completely different". That was hysterically scary. Loved it.
| SweetDulcinea chapter 1 . 12/3/2009
While I wasn't particularly wild about Bella as a vindictive nasty, NGL, the Bella/Demetri pairing was pretty hot. I enjoyed the way she blanketed his ability and gave him some relief. I had never thought of his mind as being so similar to Edward's in that respect. GL
| Litany Gone chapter 1 . 12/1/2009
Great job, it's a nice change seeing bella like that.