|Reviews for Kirk: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual|
| sassyfriend chapter 1 . 12/28/2013
| Sass Trek chapter 1 . 9/23/2013
That was the best!
| HappytheExceed chapter 1 . 6/29/2013
OMG! I just need to order one,
| Dalek Warrior chapter 1 . 6/16/2013
OMG, this is frickin' hilarious!
| yannieXD chapter 1 . 6/16/2013
its funny I love it
| Jimelda chapter 1 . 6/6/2013
Ahaha, I love these owner's manuals, and was so happy to find one for Star Trek! Great work with this.
| Fantasywriter13 chapter 1 . 5/27/2013
Could I get my Kirk (and Spock) models with an "Atlas" (copywrite angelbaby1) upgrade?
| Guest again chapter 1 . 5/25/2013
"Problem: Your KIRK keeps injecting random pauses in between words when he talks. You can't take whatever he's saying seriously!
Solution: You have been issued KIRK 1.0 by mistake! Trade him in for the upgraded 2.0 model for no extra charge."
This is the greatest oh my god
| phyllis chapter 1 . 3/15/2013
| mildetryth chapter 1 . 7/11/2012
THERE ARE MORE OF THESE! Brilliant!
| WyckedKnight chapter 1 . 5/2/2012
Out of curiousity, is 'site of manufacture' where they were 'conceived', so to speak?
Underwear not included? Really? ;)
The closet comment particularly was very clever.
Oh and one last thing. When you put your KIRK unit together with your SPOCK unit, do you have to leave them alone? You can't, say...watch?
*wink, wink, nudge, nudge*
| TehOpheliac chapter 1 . 10/31/2011
This is absolutely stunning, hilarious, and beautiful! WONDERFUL WORK! IO can't wait to read the Spock one! :)
| Guest chapter 1 . 9/20/2011
I bet you a big bowl of plomeek soup that Chris Pine's parents wouldn't be happy at all if you owned him.
| Doni chapter 1 . 12/18/2010
Those are hilarious.
| The.Right.Doctor chapter 1 . 11/1/2010
This is great! It's very clever and cute and all around awesome! You did a wonderful job writing this!