Reviews for 40k: ToyHammer
Qoheleth chapter 1 . 14h
Dear Vector:

Tiny thing, but - would you really call that summary K-rated?

jediman3477 chapter 33 . 6/11
Hello, big fan of your story and big fan of the Warhammer universe. Do I have your premession to make a story similar in concept to your own? The major difference being the Warhammer Fantasy universe, but it’s similar in the concept of the miniatures coming to life and causing chaos for a neighborhood.
dirtrevor chapter 33 . 6/6
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. For the love the emperor continue this or at least put it up for adoption!
GritimoTheOdd chapter 33 . 6/5
Just found this story and am loving it to bits, sad to see it hasn't been updated in such a long time. As much as Emma(porer) gave him that kind of authority for giggles, I have to wonder if she did it to also protect the Imperial forces once they got back to their timelines. Micheal, while titan sized to them, is still technically just a common civilian and a psyker in training hosting them. The various higher-ups of these ordo's would probably rip these guys a new one for being subservient in any fashion, or not taking charge at the minimum, or outright killing him. Also since so many different factions are present doing this, making him higher than the Lords of Terra is the only way to cover all of them since each has their own high lord they answer too.

I can picture it now, some Inquisitor questioning a guardsman after they got back. "What heresy is this? A guard unit and thier commisar abandoning their sacred duty to the Holy Emporer and Kow Towing to some Civilian's whims? What could have caused you to take leave of your senses in such fashion? Why should I not execute you now for treason?" The interrogated responds "We personally witnessed what every psyker present, including the ELDAR of all xenos, claimed to be the Holy Emporer Himself invest this 'civilian' as you call him as the second in command of the entire Imperium, Who are you inquisitor, to question His will?"
Tommy chapter 1 . 5/25
Well, thats a pretty nice idea.
I like it :)
djmegamouth chapter 33 . 5/13
She is really enjoying this isn’t she.
Ilireanwri chapter 33 . 5/9
This story is pure gold. It's awesome :) and I love it. I really, really hope this story isn't dead and that you'll update it soon. Are you planning to update this story sometime, or is it dead?
Ilireanwri chapter 5 . 5/9
Well, it would be most interesting to see the reactions of the different factions to Dawn of War and the Warhammer 40k and Warhammer Fantasy Tabletops... :)
Ilireanwri chapter 4 . 5/9
Hmmm, now that I think about it, how would the Necrons and the Tyranids react should they be sent over too? I've read that both are surprisingly not unknown to use diplomacy (they just don't use it often (or ever in the Tyranids case) with the Races of the Milky Way)... The Tyranids reaction (and interaction) with local Bugs could be interesting, or how they react once they're introduced to Sci-fi and their look-alikes (Zerg, Bugs from Starshiptroopers, etc.)
Ilireanwri chapter 2 . 5/9
Well, in your defense: Orks can be surprisingly smart in times of need (and some few individuals are surprisingly smart all the time), so it's not that impossible that they understand when they're in a situation where to continue fighting is even worse than stupid and suicidal.
Ilireanwri chapter 1 . 5/9
OMG. Toy Story meets Warhammer 40k... LoL, I already love this story :). I can't wait to read about their reactions once they learn they are around 38k years in the past and are a tabletop-game :)... also curious how 'da Boyz' will react to this once they're introduced.
Guest chapter 33 . 5/4
Great story! Update soon!
Warmachine375 chapter 33 . 4/27
After reading Toyhammer from Chapters 1-33, I'd say that this is the best Warhammer fic I've ever read. I really enjoy reading about Michael having the miniaturized armies of multiple Space Marine chapters, Imperial Guard regiments, Sisters of Battle, Grey Knights, and the attached elements of the Adeptus Mechanicus, and Eldar, Tau and Orks who were all brought together into the 21st century Earth (Ancient Terra) away from their 41st century where they all end up living together in his house with their own bases chosen, set and accommodated for them after putting his foot down with the Fire Extinguisher Diplomacy of course.

Especially how we get to know their names, see their Character History, Expansion and Development, reaction to everything in the 21st century on their culture clash compared from their 41st century, putting aside their differences and working together to adapt and survive in the world where everything is titanic around them even if some or most dislike each other to the core but the influence and presence of Michael and his friends must have rubbed off on them.

That also includes Michael being "Da Big Boss" of the house over all the five factions of Warhammer 40K and a "titan-sized" pysker in training; Vincent helping the tech guys of the five armies to build and repair armor, vehicles, equipment, and weapons; Alice being made member of the Sisters of Battle; and Miles supplying ammunition and gunpowder when they have their own moment to shine and develop, and are quite well-written characters. Jane too as well as a sensitive-type pysker and quite a perky cool sis who looks out for Michael and I'm glad she agreed to stay out of it for her safety due to the seriousness and danger of the situation her brother and his friends, both normal and tiny sized, had gotten themselves into.

Getting struck by functional weapons both melee and ranged ain't a pleasant experience and Michael and his friends are gonna need a lot of healing, first aid kit and fresh bandages if they're gonna live through the mini war against the forces of Chaos.

Loved the Mind War arc by the way and it's funny to see some of the four factions' pyskers including Zara loves to poke fun on Michael for being shorter than them or expecting him to be taller when they get to meet him personally up close and personal in the mindscape when they have to fight their way out and save their friends from the mind-paralyzing entrapment spell of the Chaos Sorceror including having to deal with The Rose of Slaneesh herself which of course they have succeeded and drove their enemies back to whence they came.

That also includes the bizarre shipping and relationship between Michael and Zara too as well despite the huge difference of race, scale and height which I like and it's funny that she and her fellow female Eldar are all tsunderes.

Hope we get to see Omakes of the Imperials, Space Marines, Tau and Eldar react to anime especially the action theme and shounen genre like Dragon Ball Z, Gundam or Berserk, etc. when they watch it on tv and it's gonna be so funny. :D

What I loved the most is the Omake about Michael and the five mini armies are working together on extermination jobs of wiping out rats, cockroaches and other forms of vermin in houses to get money for food and supplies to sustain their forces, let off some steam since their warrior instincts and urges needed a release in times of peace/truce and harmony, and exploring the ins and outs of every house of the "Titans" they purged of its infestation with vermin.

I hope we get to see more of the "Ordo Vermin" omakes in the future especially Chaplain Morteus claiming more rat heads he had slain. :D Perhaps we get to see others joining the rat head claim counting game too as well lol.

It'll never be the same again between Imperials, Space Marines, Orks, Eldar and Tau thanks to Michael and his friends.

Still sad that some other named characters and many troops of the five united armies have died in battle against Chaos forces invading Michael's house with Batel's daemon-possessed abusive stepdad and Batel showing how much she had hated him for everything he did to her and her mother. :'(

But then again, this is Warhammer 40K, there's always bound to be casualties among the factions who are all too familiar with it as they are recently trying to recover their losses and move on and coordinate a plan to get payback and elimination on Chaos forces after burying their deceased comrades and mourning for them.

Not to mention that they have to deal with Chaos forces led by the Chaos Sorcerer Tzarvos the Shadow-Caller who are also miniaturized too as well upon their arrival on Earth after Batel unwittingly brought them here when she briefly fell to the Ruinous Powers and instantly regretted it after a deal was onesided on Chaos' favor and she was played like a fiddle which had led to her wanting to be free from their control and ends up in the safety of Michael in his own home and currently recovering under Emma's protection despite some fierce protests and reservations of the Imperials, Space Marines and Eldar.

I wonder if we ever get to see the Chaos armies' POV chapter in your story after they've been beaten back and sent running by the united coalition of Imperium, Space Marines, Eldar, Tau and Orks with their "titan-sized" allies and we would like to know what they've been up to as they secure Batel's house and the slums and turn it into their own super fortress along with bringing in more reinforcements through the Warp.

The fact the God-Emperor of Mankind shows up as an eleven year old girl Emma in one of his many forms and alias throughout the millennium of watching over humanity until his rise as the leader of the Imperium in the Great Crusade is kinda mind blowing and hilarious. Poor Emma, having to reveal to everyone that she had no choice but to let the Horus Heresy happen due to other futures being much worse than the current one after Horus fell to Chaos (which I know that she will have to pull it through and screw destiny or work something out because she's the f*ck-mothering God Emperor) and also dealing with the mini Imperials and Space Marines now revering her in praise, happiness and awe that they realize she's their God-Emperor who had finally answered their prayers for salvation and come to their aid in person even if she's "titan-sized" to them.

The Emma-peror is so goddamn adorable, childlike and hilarious especially her reasoning that she acts more human with emotions and personality than her canon self being cold, unfeeling and logical and also in this latest chapter when she, in her amusement and cheering herself up, officially appointed Michael as the equivalent of a Primarch essentially second only to her in authority before poking his nose with the pinky sized sword used to knight him.

I wonder if Michael might turn out to be Malcador the Sigillite, or at least his ancestor if we go on the more rationale side that makes sense, by Emma in the reveal, which the Imperium forces and Space Marines would end up shocked and flabbergast that their titan-sized friend, who had quelled the fighting between them and xenos, had been given them a place in his house, bonded with them, and managed to bring them all together as a united coalition where they set aside their differences for the common cause, was revealed to be the First Lord of Terra and the God Emperor's closest aide and Regent of the Imperium.

That'd be so hilarious and awesome at the same time but that's just me thinking in an overblown imagination hehehehe. XD Either way, Michael became the Sigillite knighted by Emma and now has the full authority and power over the Imperial forces and the Space Marines witnessing the ceremony.

You know, I like Emma far much, much better than her canon counterpart who was revealed to be an arrogant dickish asshole who did not even care for his sons, the Primarchs (loyal, traitor, dead or missing), and seeing them as nothing more than powerful but ultimately expendable tools to further the ambitions of humanity's survival and ascendancy.

I find it ironic or a bit jarring that Emma is also revealed to be Jesus Christ in your story due to the canon, the God Emperor had destroyed the last remnant of the Abrahamic religion from the existence of Terra when he declared all world's religions to be abolished and wiped out before proceeding on the Great Crusade in The Last Church. For me, I still think the canon God Emperor was never Jesus and at most he was implied to be Christ's 13th disciple during one of his many lives and aliases throughout the millenniums in the Warhammer 40K lore.

The whole premise of Toyhammer feels a lot like those classic movies Toy Story, Indian in the Cupboard and Small Soldiers in a nutshell lol. But more awesome and Warhammer 40K-like of course. Let's just hope that the united Imperium-Eldar-Ork-Tau coalition's "small" war against Chaos forces won't end up being seen by Michael's neighbors or even the city even if Emma is around to cover the masquerade with her godlike pysker powers.

What do you think of the idea and also a shoutout from Small Soldiers of converting house implements into weaponry like a toaster that fires flaming CDs, a tennis-ball launcher firing kerosene-soaked balls, a 9 inch nail minigun turret, and a catapult made from a mousetrap and a spoon?

Only Orks would be crazy enough to pull that one off if you know what I mean after they did convert the RC dune riders or any Army toy vehicles provided by Miles with metal, weapons and gears into it, lol. However I wonder if the Imperials, Space Marines, Eldar and Tau can also convert the plastic table-top counterpart models of their weapons, armor, vehicles and equipment if Michael managed to acquire them for their use too as well if that's possible.

And also, would it be a cool idea if Batel uses her psyker powers to bring in some reinforcements from the 41st Century to replenish the numbers of the four armies that suffered heavy losses from fighting off Chaos forces in Michael's house except for the Orks who can replenish their own numbers quite easily?

With the consent, discussion and agreement of Michael, Emma and the armies' leaders of course since they needed more manpower in their campaign to defeat the Chaos forces situated at Batel's home, and it could be a good opportunity for Batel to master her abilities under the guidance of Emma and the united factions' pyskers enough to send them back home after they completely purge Chaos and any other miniaturized threat, like Tyranids, Necrons and Dark Eldar if they ever show up, from Earth.

Although those said reinforcements from the Imperium, Space Marines, Eldar and Tau would need some time adjusting and persuasion by Michael and the mini armies' leaders with Emma's help after being brought in through the Warp by Batel and end up being miniaturized and meeting the "titans", especially their... not so receptive reactions at their comrades from respective armies getting along with each other, their supposed enemies, and that Orks are best buddies with them.

Anyways, this is a really awesome Warhammer 40K fic and I'm looking very forward for the next chapter. Faved and Followed. :D
anon chapter 11 . 3/29
Deus ex nox is god from the night. It's also incorrect grammar for that: deus ēx nocte is the correct form. God in the dream would be deus in somniō.
Also, not letting a man take trophies is absolutely heretical.
anon chapter 10 . 3/29
FLCL, Eva, moar Star Wars, dakka jokes… It's like /tg/ porn.
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