I'm jealous of this Bella! Sucks to be with someone you don't love...
Great chapter! xoxo

I LOVE your story!
Several days and 4 chapters later, and i am still giggling at "stand down prickly pear", lol.
Also, i really enjoy your writing style.
Thank you for this.

b

I can see this made for a great Halloween O/S. But I'm curious how you will further develop it into a full story now. Bella as she admits was wrong not to be honest with Jake that she just wasn't into him enough. And she really was a tease toward her Vampire and he gave her what she wanted. Can't
wait to see where this goes.

loved it glad it was so different from other changing

Tanya is beautiful? LOL did no one else see her in twilight? that is one seriously ugly fucking bitch

and I thought Edward had "limited" sexual experience! but then he talks about being with tanwhore for hours on end, being together for months...having "primal" sex...ect...sorry but it sounds like he has a shit load of experience. and with the nastiest whore on the planet too...LOL SO FUCKING GROSS, he disgusts me in this fic and I feel bad for bella. I really don't get why you gave Edward tons and tons of great sex (he said his beast was in heaven) but you gave bella a ton of really bad sex? wheres the fair in that bullshit?

it bothers me that Edward would even consider being with a nasty used up whore like Tanya...but not only that ...but also that he would wait over 100 years to be with said whore and right before he finds his mate? that's fucked up you should have just had him wait for bella...why make it so close together?

fuck the story was great until you completely lost me! Edward gave his virginity to Tanya? a mind reading vampire...gave his virginity to a 1000 year old whore? he can see into her mind...he knows how many men have rutted inside the skank and he still went there? ummmm no just fucking no
Tanya and her sisters are fucking disgusting and I cant see anyone going "there" if they knew what was there before them...expecially not Edward...and Tanya really? dude we all saw her in twilight...that bitch be fucking ugly!

It's almost four years later; still waiting on that epi;*

This is a message to "jk" a few reviews under me. You may never see this, jk, but whatever

First of all, fuck you! You have no fucking right to be slut-shaming. Why the fuck are you being so rude to Tanya? Just because she's seen as a whore, cheating girlfriend, etc., in other fanfiction doesn't mean she was actually bad. In the movie, Tanya was an absolutely sweet person and I have no idea why people hate her. She's not a bitch at all.

That's it.

Well finally, it worked... Now human again, but we do not know is how long they will live?

Thank you for an enjoyable story... SuperC

If you trully believe something you'll fight for it with all you have. So, I'll expect him to survive.

SuperC

Yep, he definetelly deserves the purgatory and pay B back for her's.

SuperC

I just found your story and could not stop reading. Awesome alternative reality. But I find this E an idiot. yea, I understand it is part of the story, but here in this chapter, B is my hero.
I hope he heard her, because that declaration of love was the "Oscar kind". He is an stuborn ass. Points to you B.

SuperC.

What an awesome tale. Everything that did not happen in Twilght re imagined here. And with great humour. I loved it! Now for the sequel.
Thank you very much. Best story I have read for ages.