Reviews for The 100 Year old Virgin aka Emmett's Advice
Anon chapter 1 . 5/27/2014
This is seriously hilarious.
Breanna3593 chapter 1 . 1/23/2013
I swear, nicknames for the vagina are so repulsive!
lightninglaura chapter 1 . 1/19/2013
Wow, this is so funny! I wish you could write a couple more Emmett talks! ;)
Lona W. Hall chapter 1 . 11/10/2012
More fun Emmett! And the pic was awesome...hopefully Edward will be okay with 7 evetually...vampires seem uniquely equipped to enjoy actual "chocolate" to yuck up the works...honestly though, its my theory their assholes close up and dissapear during the becomes completely without purpose after all :)

Did you ever read Everclear? I think you'd like's in my faves if you want to check it out...
b3j02 chapter 1 . 10/7/2012
LOL Emmett is a mess! Everyone needs an Emmett!
KPat493 chapter 1 . 8/5/2012
LOL! That was so funny! I can't believe that I've never read this before. I was laughing so hard that my glasses kept fogging up from tears. I loved it!
judy two shoes chapter 1 . 3/24/2012
""Pussy...or as the French say, puss-say."

French are supposed to say that? I assure you that's not true!
MonkeysGoBoo chapter 1 . 3/10/2012
"You punch like an emo douche bag!"

"I heard you the first time!"

That Has To Be My Favorite Part :D


"As The French Say, Puss-say" c:

Love This Story Its Freakin Hilarious :D
Encypher chapter 1 . 10/14/2011
Haha poor Edward. I love Emmett, he's hilarious
Nicia chapter 1 . 8/29/2011
LMAO! This was HILARIOUS. I absolutely loved it! :D
githarington chapter 1 . 8/28/2011
LOL love Emmett
MicheleJ chapter 1 . 8/17/2011
You are so damn funny! Love your imagination. You gave me courage and now I'm trying to figure out how to post my two fanfics!
Christina96 chapter 1 . 8/13/2011
oh my god i think i just died, love emmett and dark sense of humor I love how used a Bailey word 'Va-Vay -Vay I remember when she said that to O'Malley while she was giving birth. I love the oping when you say 'Jasper on top of Bella's roof top using his jedi mind tricks to get her to sleep
lt90 chapter 1 . 7/31/2011
Haha. Funny oneshot.
ohtobeyoung chapter 1 . 7/22/2011
If Edward takes Emmett's advice he's in deep trouble.
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