Reviews for The Red Text Never Lies
tanithlipsky chapter 1 . 9/7/2015
my reveiw is the same as conspectus. also, very hilarious.
VampireAreej chapter 1 . 1/10/2013
beautiful. LOL making ferocious love. wink wink ;)
xSakuraRosesx chapter 1 . 3/23/2012
Hehehe never doubt the Red Text, Battler. It's always right. XD
fukuji mihoko chapter 1 . 11/14/2011
I swear I've read this one before... It was probably after I finished watching the Umineko anime, and then started searching around for Umineko fics 2 years ago XD

That's so nostalgic o: Now this kind of takes me back XDD
Princess Fawna chapter 1 . 11/18/2010
Cool idea! I really liked it!
kamuinoyume chapter 1 . 10/13/2010
So cute! I was wondering when someone would make use of that red text in a fanfic, and you didn't disappoint one bit.
still.looking chapter 1 . 10/1/2010
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww that was so sweet 3 Slightly OOC at times, but everything else is excellent. 33
Conspectus chapter 1 . 1/13/2010
“Battler-kun!” cried Jessica. “How can you look so happy when everyone is dead?”

that line made me crack

Good job, as always
Darklight0303 chapter 1 . 1/7/2010
Loved the story. If I were to nitpick however it would be about Beato calling Battler "Battler-kun". She has never done that, always calling him just Battler. Other than that I loved the idea and how Beato outsmarted him XD looking forward to more of your work in the future
beautifly92 chapter 1 . 12/31/2009
Loved it!
Immortal x Snow chapter 1 . 12/20/2009
Haha... Aw. That was adorably hilarious. XD Especially the line:

"It was another day, another gruesome murder."

That amused me for some reason.

And I love how you switched it so that Battler was speaking the red text, especially when Beatrice made him say that he loves her.

Definitely going into my favorites. (:
Avistella chapter 1 . 12/1/2009
Kya!~ You have no idea how many times I squealed when I read this. 3 Absolutely amazing. I love the truths that you put in here. They're quite humorous. Fave!~
hirahira chapter 1 . 11/8/2009
I loved this fic. Great job
papapapuffyAY chapter 1 . 11/6/2009
Haha he should have used the red text to see if witches were real xD

Lovely one shot I love the interaction between them.