Reviews for Real Canadians Have Curves
Rainbowbrite006 chapter 1 . 5/21/2011
This story seriously made me laugh. Loved it!
gleekWWEDivaxXx chapter 1 . 12/22/2009
wow. this was awesome. I was laughing mad hard. Cool thing is that Christian and Edge are both from my area-ish. Christian is an hour from where I live and Edge is like 30-40 minutes. I feel proud to be a Canadian and the fact that we have curves! :)
KiwiStar chapter 1 . 12/21/2009
Hahaha, I'm watching RAW right now and Jericho's shirtless...so yep, you're 100% right on this one. Adam, Chris and Jay are getting fat,and real Canadians do have curves,lol:)Great job!
Emono chapter 1 . 12/19/2009
Let me tell you this: I hate het. But I stumbled upon this and couldn't stop laughing!

"I'll order Chinese food."

"I'll start rolling."

That shizz is funny! Real Canadians have curves. It was just one funny line after another.

"Where love handles are usually located."

*wipes away hysterical tears* Seriously, that was gold.
1 LEDGEACY FAN chapter 1 . 11/18/2009
omg im guna start saying that lol its so funny i wish i could rite like u seriously
RollinsInTheDean chapter 1 . 11/8/2009
LMFAO! Great oneshot.
x.Xtreme Beauty.x chapter 1 . 11/6/2009
LMFAO

"Real Canadians have curves." xD i guess that explains alot.

awesome story!
Sunny's Priceless Dream chapter 1 . 11/5/2009
EDGE IS NOT FAT!

But the story with you being his personal trainer is almost done. I am having trouble with the ending though.

Moving on...

Christian could stand to lose a few pounds. Edge could go for a jog every now and then, but Jericho should just stop eating. That man packs on weight every week.

"Real Canadians have curves." ...that is now my favorite quote ever, and I will give you all the credit when i let it slip now and then!

Aw, no Cody! He is too skinny.

Randy needs an ass. He can have Ted's!

This was hilarious!

Though I just don't think you'd leave Mr. Copeland over a few pounds!
TJ Sparkles chapter 1 . 11/4/2009
He's gonna get you love drunk off his humps!

This was pretty much awesome. I laughed at the title.

“What do you mean I'm getting fat? I've been fat.”

Well, at least he knows it and isn't in denial, LOL. Too bad you can't say the same for Jay. And I'd expect Chris to say what he said, because for some reason, he either doesn't see that he's been getting chubby, or doesn't care. It happened so fast! It's like he was fine two years ago.

A FULL LENGTH VANITY MIRROR?

Then he should be able to see the fat. But I guess he's too busy looking at his hair and facial hair.

If they want to lose weight, they all need to take tips from Randy. He was kind of chubby a couple of years ago and he seemed to lose it pretty fast. I kind of miss that.

Great job as always, Mack!
QueenofYourWorld chapter 1 . 11/4/2009
I am happy Randy i not Canadian. He can lift his shirt up for me, i wont touch...*shifty eyes* much(hehe). LOL loved this. And for some reason i can see Jericho saying shit like that. I can also see Adam and Jay listening to him. Randy is perfect, thank God he is not CANADIAN. So is Randy going back to Denny's anytime soon?
Failure Turtle chapter 1 . 11/4/2009
HIP DENTS

IDC IF I'M NOT IN IT IT'S STILL LEDGEACY THE STABLE THAT WILL ONE DAY RULE THE WORLD WHEN I CAN GET FUNDAGE TO GO OUT EAST AND STEAL YOU GUYS SO WE CAN FIGHT FOR OUR MEN AND START A WAR WITH THE NAZIS
Thee Britty chapter 1 . 11/4/2009
Haha. This is hilarious. But you WOULD love Edge even if he was fat, wouldn't you?

I WOULD LOVE RANDY IF HE WAS FAT.

Well...

Uhm. I'm pretty sure I would.

MY AVATAR MAKES RANDY LOOK AT IT. YOU SHOULD GO TO MY TWITTER AND CLICK ON THE PICTURE SO IT GETS BIGGER AND SEE FOR YOURSELF. NAKED RANDY IS LIKE GOD TO ME.

D

“I'm never gonna please you, am I?”

“Lose some weight and we'll talk.”

THAT MADE ME LAUGH. But you wouldn't leave him...

Jay glanced down at his torso, pressing his loose shirt against it. “I think I still am.”

“You haven't looked in a mirror since 2007 then.”

THIS MADE ME LAUGH TOO.

Then Randy started clapping. “Bravo, fatass.”

RANDY YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK MISTER. I WATCHED A VIDEO OF HIM AND A FEW YEARS AGO, HE DIDN'T HAVE THAT SIX PACK HE HAS NOW. HE LOOKED CHUBBY.

BUT I LOVED HIM ANYWAYS.

Now if only he would grow his hair back...that's my next mission (after I rape him, that is.)

Randy laughed. “I guess Kait and Mack are grateful I'm not Canadian, then.”

HE LIVES IN MISSOURI. WHICH IS...LIKE CLOSE-ISH TO ME. NOT SUPER CLOSE BUT I COULD BE THERE IN LIKE 5 OR 6 HOURS IF I HAD TO BE.

;)

This was funny...now Burning In Me's next chapter should contain hot dirty sex in the woods, k? K!

:)

Lubs, Y!
Esha Napoleon chapter 1 . 11/4/2009
The title alone had me laughing my a$$ off!

LOVE IT!
CrystalxShip chapter 1 . 11/3/2009
Guess what I was listening to when I got the email.

AEROSMITH...we're not worthy.

he has been fat

dude i swear i've lost weight. and ive been smoking a lot more.

chicken nuggets man.

YOU DONT NEED YOUR LEGS FOR CRUNCHES EDGE

(ballroom blitz just came on)

A TWO LEGGED CAT THIS TIME. We'll pimp that cat out with some wheels

ew hairy sides. toss that kid a razor

AW THE RESOS NEED A DOG

haha jericho straight. right.

WEED!

dude i want chinese. im gonna order that shit tomorrow

oh my god. if randy was canadian i'd die. that would be absolute perfection.