|Reviews for Umineko: Memories of Umineko|
| Doctor Umineko chapter 13 . 7/8
Man this was like my life story except sexier, which is really good because I was kind of lonely in my youth, when I lived in Umineko Mansion
| MissPinhead90 chapter 10 . 7/2/2013
I ask this...who would be jealous of this story...even when they seen better writing...well everywhere on .
good day to you.
| DeadAccount-ClickMeforDetails chapter 13 . 1/31/2013
The "lulz" is strong in this one. TV Tropes lead me here, and I haven't stopped laughing since. To be honest, it had moments that were more amusing than the Umineko anime itself. Penis going INTO a clitoris? Is this some kind of guro fad (very leniently imagining what the results would be)?
| ViandasJohnson chapter 3 . 1/26/2012
Are you a witch trolling us?
| MeeszyAlexy chapter 13 . 12/20/2011
You are aware that Umineko means seagull? So your story is about a girl called Seagull!
| Daddy's Little Pyro chapter 3 . 10/9/2011
Erm...uh...I don't mean to be a flamer, but I can't help but ask three things...
1. You know the penis can't go into the clitoris, right?
2. You're a virgin, right?...yeah...you're a virgin...
3. Um...you do realize no one can cum from only thrusting TWICE, right?
All I had to get out.
| DalePelvogi chapter 3 . 10/7/2011
I lol'd at how intentionally bad this story is. I encourage you to write more stuff like this.
| Holy Hell chapter 13 . 5/13/2011
I laughed so hard part of me died. You're a good little troll, aren't you? -pats your head-
| Thanks for the laugh chapter 13 . 5/11/2011
LMFAO. Please tell me you're a troll.
| Technorogy chapter 3 . 1/2/2011
Into the...ow god I'm in pain just thinking about that
| Nekii chapter 1 . 1/2/2011
I stopped reading after the first few lines.
Err. You know Umineko means 'SEAGULLS'... right?
So, you know, you named a girl SEAGULL?
And, that Battler-CHAN would be very disturbing?
(Just like Beatrice-KUN or Kinzo-CHAN would be. Oh dear.)
...but on the bright side, you know, this is author must be Trollatrice the fifth. In which case Beato would be proud. Maybe even Trollkastel.
| Disgusted chapter 3 . 11/20/2010
Idiot virgin of an author... At least research the mechanics of sex before you make a fool of yourself by writing about something you know nothing about.
Seriously, I'd call you a fucking retard if it wasn't so blatantly obvious you've never fucked in your life.
| Kyle chapter 3 . 9/8/2010
You can't enter the clitoris, stupid
| Penton chapter 13 . 8/30/2010
Would read again.