Reviews for The Darkest
Guest chapter 3 . 9/11/2012
ahahahah...that was hilarious...
Niotpoda chapter 3 . 11/24/2011
oh. god. I laughed so hard. This is truly amazing. ANTI-TWILIGHT FOREVAH
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha chapter 3 . 7/15/2011
Die Eddie!

Red Valentino chapter 3 . 8/29/2010
i applaude you makeing through all four books, I only made it through the first and skimmed the second. I love the fourthwall and bashing plot you have going on. Though I wish you would leave the shapeshifters alone, I kind of think they are the only thing resembling decent. Do you think you can make a cullen vs wolves voluti. The mary sue gary sue romance is making me sick...
samira parsa chapter 2 . 8/24/2010
Haha this is so true!
samira parsa chapter 1 . 8/24/2010
Hehe that was funny
worldsbiggestbookworm chapter 3 . 8/1/2010
I bow to your twlight bashing genius
VinXChase 4-eva chapter 3 . 6/26/2010
ROTFLMAO OHMIGOD this is soooo funny! Hurray for Twilight bashing - You're my hero...
x xac chapter 1 . 6/19/2010
You know, when I first read your description of the book, I thought you were talking about Tom Riddle's diary, which had magically copied itself somehow (mainly because it was black). But then, chess pieces? Edward? Yeah, it had to be Twilight.

There were a few strange grammar errors.

1. "They've known each other for years, plus Edwards a dick!"

Should be "They've known each other for years. Plus, Edward's a dick!". Especially the contraction "Edward's". You forgot about that.

2. "his IQ dropped a fifty points or so."

That "a" there doesn't seem like it belongs. You should remove it.

3. "It…it will be ok Ron,"

"OK" is capitalized, otherwise it should be written out "okay".

Overall, this story was extremely funny to read (at least the first chapter as I see it now - I presume that the subsequent parts will be even more hilarious).
stacy chapter 1 . 6/15/2010
this story is rediculesly funny right more
Burnt Sugar Cookie chapter 3 . 3/29/2010
This is beautiful... A work of Art and a million times better than the Twilight series. Thank you. *sobs at the beauty of it all*
stardb chapter 3 . 2/15/2010
After reading your a/n I have to say that chapter 3 is funny. I love twilight bashing and am eagerly waiting for more Jacob bashing (I loved the bit at the end of the chapter where you highlighted how gross the relationship between him and the baby is).

Like you i wasted a week of my life reading Twilight-but it was kind of worth it as I find your fic funny, which I woukdn't if I hadn't (if you get what I mean).
stardb chapter 1 . 2/15/2010
I came across your page when I was re-reading a fic by glad I did. This chapter is hilarious!
writing.with.a.flourish chapter 3 . 2/8/2010
Nice one!
Full Moon Mitsuki Koyama chapter 3 . 2/6/2010
*laughing*you are my favorite person. I live in Utah and not to mention the Twilight idiots outnumber me.*sighs*But now there is this!I love it! Harry Potter is so much better and Stephan King says so.
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