Reviews for Children of Cardiff Hilton
WinterDance chapter 1 . 8/14/2012
This is so wrong it's right. Definitely not safe for reading while drinking. Oh - and " With the help of a lime green vibrator, children's colored modeling clay, and a peacock feather, he managed to reduce Jack to a quivering mass of goo for several hours." - that sooooo needs to be embellished upon.
Guest chapter 1 . 7/18/2012
Thankyou. DottyWho.
Orion Lyonesse chapter 1 . 4/28/2011
Crack indeed! Lots of surprises and fun had by all.

Keep writing!
wereleopard chapter 1 . 4/18/2011
LOL i am getting strange looks laughing while i am at wrok
Kiraclara chapter 1 . 2/20/2010
I can't stop laughing. All I remember is a g-string and some handcuffs.
JantoForever21 chapter 1 . 1/2/2010
Aw, thanks for writing this! It got my mind off of COE and that certain scene in TEOT part 2.
demon m-chan chapter 1 . 12/6/2009

::has a new canon::
Lucy chapter 1 . 11/24/2009
Awesome! YOu ruined CoE day 4 forever for me and I love you for doing so. I'll never be able to watch the "It's too late I breathed the air" moment without thinking for Paris Hilton and her smelly cloud of perfume walking by. You should write more crack, you're good at it.
Mc Parrot chapter 1 . 11/24/2009
Glorious crack. well done.

Paris Hilton comes roflmao
jkrm310 chapter 1 . 11/23/2009
Great idea! So funny...