Reviews for New Moon Movie: In a Nutshell
HAPPY KID 21 chapter 1 . 10/18/2012
My favorite part of this story is:

The most important part:
Quil: I have arrived.
Elemental Queen chapter 1 . 5/2/2012
The last part is my fave XD haha
darrling chapter 1 . 7/7/2011
i absolutely love this story!
ihatetwilight chapter 1 . 12/21/2010
i personally HATE twilight

i think bella makes girls look like needy clingy things. like seriously, i think she set the feminists movement back 50 years. im gonna stop right now my review will be 124513423432 pages long :P

your story was amazing, the best t******t fanfic i've ever read keep wrighting
Colorarcher chapter 1 . 11/10/2010
Love it!so funny!
aNONYMOUS chapter 1 . 8/16/2010
Wow! You have to, have to make one for the other movies! Pleeaseee! That was hilarious
sleepynightvale chapter 1 . 7/28/2010
wow this was funny!
aleatoire726 chapter 1 . 4/27/2010
does any1 realy say holy crow ? LOL way better than the moviebook
Chocolate and Drama chapter 1 . 3/29/2010
THIS WAS SO FUNNY! This was much better than the actual movie! Very funny, FANTASTIC job! I read it with my bf and she is singing praises about the story. :D
Surrender In Dance chapter 1 . 3/12/2010
Who gives a shit, dude? Bl

NEXT TIME, I'LL USE QUOTATION MARKS TO MAKE YOUR DAY, HURR.
SkyeGavin chapter 1 . 3/9/2010
From the Content Guidelines;

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6. Chat/script format and keyboard dialogue based entries.
Jenna chapter 1 . 1/29/2010
HAHA! Absolutely hilarious and awesome in every way! Don't get me wrong, I love Twilight... and subsequently anything Robert Pattinson... but there were definitely certain parts of New Moon that I regret having paid to see, such as having to see the "pup" (hehe) attempt to kiss Bella and get shut down a million times because he doesn't get the message (definitely loved the "they almost kiss, but something stupid happens that I cannot remember" hehe!). But anyway, this definitely sums up the movie. A great substitute for wasting nine dollars at the theatre. Keep writing, you are AWESOME!

Quil has arrived and "The piano regrets nothing"- LMAO!
TheOneWithWings chapter 1 . 12/12/2009
hahaha...I love you.
Abbi101 chapter 1 . 12/5/2009
hilarious(:
PYRO chapter 1 . 12/3/2009
OMG This was AWESOME!its so freakin true...especially the UNWANTED KISS SCENE! freakin great...U should so put this on myspace bumper stickers, i would ttly get it
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