Reviews for Zombieland Rules 131
UndoubtedlyTheWine chapter 1 . 7/28/2016
Lol! That was hilarious! My favourite ones were:

-If you must choose between food and bullets, take the bullets. They're harder to find.

-If they talk, talk. If they don't talk, shoot.

Loved it! Kudos!
UsernmeInvalidGoAway chapter 1 . 9/6/2013
where i enjoy the little things? it' my favorite rule of all
madcow88 chapter 1 . 6/18/2013
haha these are hilarious! great job :)
Martial Arts Student chapter 1 . 11/29/2010
I think you should add to the list like " have wrist straps for your guns", " keep colm, cool and track of your ammo" and "Always have a melle weapon at your side"
Taylor Robinson chapter 1 . 10/31/2010
This is really good, especially because some had to be made up. Not to be a stickler or anything, but I thought you should know some of these are out of order
SomethingFishii chapter 1 . 10/8/2010
(Don't) be a hero.

Enjoy the little things.

...And a little sunscreen never hurt anyone.

;D
triniroo chapter 1 . 10/5/2010
There are a few gems in here but somebody didn't do their research. There are more rules in the Zombieland teaser trailers where Tallahassee and Columbus answer questions from "viewers". I will list them for you.

6. Cast Iron Skillet (household weapon)

12. Bounty (paper towels. select-a-size preferred)

15. Bowling Ball (weapon)

22. When in Doubt, Know Your Way Out

(This was actually in the movie but you left it out)

29. Buddy System

33. Swiss Army Knife (practical uses)
Tzubasa chapter 1 . 7/18/2010
Doesn't have all the rules.

1. "Cardio"[7]

2. "Double tap/Ziploc bags (Deleted Scene)"[7][8]

3. "Beware of bathrooms"[7][9]

4. "Wear seatbelts"[7]

6. "Cast iron skillet"

7. "Travel light"

8. "Get a kickass partner"

12. "Bounty paper towels"

15. "Bowling Ball"

17. "(Don't) be a hero"[10]

18. "Limber up"

21. "Avoid strip clubs"

22. "When in doubt, know your way out"

29. "The buddy system"

31. "Check the back seat"[11]

32. "Enjoy the little things"[12]

33. "Swiss army knife"

All the rules given in the movie or in promotional trailers.
HenRickAye chapter 1 . 7/7/2010
Muahaha, nice nice nice. remember that "If they talk, talk. If they don't talk, shoot." one. if only columbus had. but then, he didnt really talk haha XD
Gorgonto chapter 1 . 6/18/2010
you forgot enjoy the little things
redgirl438112 chapter 1 . 3/7/2010
You forgot Rule number 32.

"Enjoy the little things"
Replica Velocity a.k.a. X5 714 chapter 1 . 3/7/2010
Very funny.
KennyIsFreakinAwesome chapter 1 . 3/1/2010
Hahaha, that was funny
freak with a pen chapter 1 . 2/8/2010
now did you come up with this on your own or did you look this up online. and what about enjoy the little things
luuluulove chapter 1 . 2/8/2010
"Zombies can be evaded by running up a down escalator."

FTW
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