An enjoyable read with some interesting twists. I found the authors note on flames distracting until I went Oliver Twist and read the reviews and I am amazed the authors have continued posting. If you don’t like a story then stop reading period. If only had the ability to block howlers we might see more stories completed. Those that can, do, those that can’t “screech”.

In this story, f... Sirius and triple f... Remus.
Why do so many authors let Albus get away with so many crimes and still walk away with most of his political power?

The barrister should be doing something. Getting the PM and Queen invilved should be fun

Yes, but "wake me up" is clear to any English speaker.
English people: come to America, read the menu, order chips, and staring blankly if wait staff bring them potato chips (crisps) or told they don't have chips.
They expect us to their idioms but play dumb even after reading the menu or having watched US shows.
Seen, been there. Thankfully I heard the accent and knew the game.

Why the fuck are all these stories full pf pussies who wont kill off dumbledore right off the bat.

this is YOUR fan fic... In your world he is what you say.

No in KJ world he was talking about possible promotion form the big sale. Sounds more like salesman.

It has been a while since I read ootp so I can't remember exactly how Snape's occlumency lessons go and which memories he can/can't see, but if he's regularly entering Harry's mind why hasn't he seen that PotterTwist? (Sorry for guest review; FF, bizarrely, won't let me log in).

Yes, but the Wizarding world is seriously behind the times.
Then there is the was it used in 1995 issue? Not being British, I wouldn't know. I do know that it was used at one time and it is funny. I know it doesn't mean the same thing in America as it used to any way.

My sympathy on the loss of your father I hope your mother survived and is well. If not then my sympathy for her loss also.

Thank you for the bit about Rita, I absolutely loved it, that was so funny.

Harry giving himself an interview is great

Very interesting story. I enjoy the plot a lot!

Hi, I really love this story and was wondering if you wrote a sequel for it or know if anyone wrote it?
if yes can you please share the link for it, please?
I have read this story 5 times this year alone and would love to know what happens ahead

There are explanations later on, my bad

There are anti-portkey wards at Hogwarts right? I guess the cup at the end of the triwizard tornament worked to portkey Harry outside of Hogwarts… I would assume that you would need a staff’s magic on the portkey or something for it to work…