Reviews for Malik habst Hunger Hunger Hunger Hunger
Tilsk chapter 1 . 3/19/2013
Was zum Teufel hast du da geschrieben? xD
Weil Deutsch ist das nun wirklich nicht.
SexyMariku chapter 1 . 4/15/2012
Hello, I'm german and I must write this: Your german is gruesome. If you learn it and wirte this again, it will more better than this.

Ich denke, du solltest das jetzt lieber löschen, bevor ich noch überlege das hier zu MSTen. Ich hasse es, wenn jemand die Sprache nicht kann und dann trotzdem eine FF dazu schreiben muss. Nichts gegen dich, aber es ist einfach nur...

Love SexyMariku
SexyMariku chapter 1 . 4/15/2012
Hello, I'm german and I must write this: Your german is gruesome. If you learn it and wirte this again, it will more better than this.

Ich denke, du solltest das jetzt lieber löschen, bevor ich noch überlege das hier zu MSTen. Ich hasse es, wenn jemand die Sprache nicht kann und dann trotzdem eine FF dazu schreiben muss. Nichts gegen dich, aber es ist einfach nur...

Love SexyMariku
Donteatacowman chapter 1 . 7/16/2011
I have almost no idea what this is about, but I had lots of giggles trying to use Babelfish on it wholesale.
darkest shade of red chapter 5 . 5/14/2010
Danke! thank you for another exiting chapter.

now little ryou is in there too.

honestly i dont really understand whats going on anymore but who cares!

Supergeschite!

Bitte schreib mehr ich halte die Spannung nicht mehr aus
NulTide chapter 3 . 3/29/2010
Hey cool, I was actually able to read that without an online translator. My German teacher (what would that be, deutschleheren?) will be so proud!

Is it disconcerting to you else that the German reviewers on this story have better grammar whilst typing in English than the average native english speaker, or is that just me?
darkest shade of red chapter 1 . 2/16/2010
HAHAHAHAHA! ich was laughing so hard reading this XD your germans great. bitte schreib noch mehr! ( please write more)
xHikarix chapter 2 . 12/22/2009
Oh my, this is so exciting!1

Hehe, I'm German (that's why my English is so crappy ) and this story so... I can't find words for it, it's just lmfao D

The suspense! I hope Malik can find something to eat or else... I don't know, I drown in my own tears ;_;

I'm definitely looking forward for more, it's really funny D I've honestly read German stories that have far more mistakes although they are written by Germans... o.o
NulTide chapter 2 . 12/13/2009
I was studying for my German exam tomorrow when this updated, and I figured that reading German fiction will teach me just as much as actually studying would. What's going to happen?
Duckster's-Rave chapter 1 . 12/13/2009
Mein Deutsch ist sehr scheisse (because I was too lazy to pay attention in class XD) Aber ich geleiset das fic und ich denke (ah, screw it, that's as much as I can remember XD) that this was extremly lol-worthy because it was so random and cracky . Made me laugh a LOT!

I also think the word potatoes was in there... I think.
General Woundworth chapter 2 . 12/13/2009
ICH RAGE AUF DEINE SCHRECKLICHER DEUTSCH, DU VIEZE AMERIKAN, ICH KANN DIESER SCHEISSE DOCH NICHT LESEN? ICH WERDE ZU DEINER HAUSE KOMMEN UND DANN GEHT ES LOSS, DANN WERDE ICH DICH IN SLOWMOTION ANGREIFEN WIE EIN WILDES KONIJN UND DANN, WENN DU SCHLAFEN GEHST, WIRST DU NACHTMERRIES HABEN UBER MIR UND DIESER KEER SALL ICH FREDDY SEIN, NICHT DEIN HASSLICHER PAUL FIGUHR, UND DU WIRST NIMMER MEER WAKKER WERDEN.

There, have fun translating my dutchgerman :

OHOH I WONDER WHO THIS IS I'M TOO LAZY TO LOG IN LOLOL HEY WHAT'S MY PASSWORD AGAIN LOL
Rage-kun chapter 1 . 12/6/2009
habst Hunger :

Malik gehen :

Er brauchen :

LRN2VERB BITCH OH GOD I CAN'T READ THIS, MY EYES, MY EYES, THIS IS WORSE THAN THE WEIRD RUSSIAN PORN I JUST FOUND IN MY FAP FOLDER.

ZUM DER, HOW CAN YOU USE DER WHEN YOU JUST USED ZUM.

EIN SCHREIEN? SCHREIEN IS PLURAL YET YOU USE EIN.

W-

WAS IST GEHEN?

WHAT THE /FUCK/ IS THAT. IT DOESN'T EVEN MEAN ANYTHING.

EVERYTHING IS BAD. THIS IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.

So there's my lovely review for your piece of crap lol C:
Keishou Tokumatsu chapter 1 . 12/6/2009
*Tilts head* ...Oro? Can you translate it into english? ;
Tihany chapter 1 . 12/6/2009
Okay, and now I'm going to comment with the correct account, because SWP is totally wrong. I just forgot to log out. XD

MOST AWESOME STORY EVAR! OMG OMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG GOM GOM! XD

I just ate a bunch of potato chips.

I just finished the first part of the next chapter, but I don't know if I want to end it there. It's only two paragraphs long, but it ends with Malik closing his eyes at the WRONG TIME! (betcha can't guess what happens next!) It's perfect for a cliffhanger. XD
NulTide chapter 1 . 12/6/2009
I assume that would make more sense if my German was lacking so much. The only thing I can ask is "Ist das dein Moped?" and I can only respond to his or her answer with a "Super! Klasse!" Damn German 2.
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