|Reviews for Garfield: First Blood|
| Natalie Portman chapter 1 . 10/25/2019
Sure I'll date you. Hope you're into hardcore femdom though.
| Guest chapter 1 . 10/16/2018
Is this a silly ironic joke because it feels almost like one
| Natalie Portman chapter 1 . 9/10/2018
| UglyTurnip chapter 1 . 9/5/2018
I’m not Natalie Portman but I sure would like to date you.
| Natalie Portman chapter 1 . 3/16/2018
No. I prefer Odie
| garrat gerund chapter 1 . 2/3/2018
good job garfeld i knew you coud do it
| Lewis chapter 1 . 11/12/2017
This story was even better than the live action stories :')
| EffOffYou chapter 1 . 4/22/2017
Thank you so much for this dude. Me and my friends thought this was hilarious and a riot to read out loud. Keep up the good, liminal space work, because you bring joy to Tired college students.
| Loke Groundrunner chapter 1 . 9/8/2014
You, sir, are a genius and I thank you for writing this.
| Lord of Why chapter 1 . 5/1/2014
| abe lincoln chapter 1 . 12/13/2013
i fully approve of this story
| A Princess of Winterfell chapter 1 . 12/10/2013
this is awesome
my favorite one was garfield prince of tragedy read it now people
| Uskius chapter 1 . 1/2/2012
"Odie I thought you were a man but you are just a mutt."
High quality. I rate eleven lasagnas out of ten.
| MullerLowLife chapter 1 . 8/24/2011
Quite a plot twist you've got there, Odie being evil. Nice.
| RPT62 chapter 1 . 6/17/2011
One- I do not understand that Tiger Woods joke
Two- I think the correct spelling is Stake which is a sharp wooden stick, not Steak which is best cooked medium