|Reviews for Carnal Knowledge 101|
| Shamatt0403 chapter 4 . 3/27/2010
Edward can bite me and I won't mind.
| Shamatt0403 chapter 3 . 3/27/2010
Rie - You are hysterically brilliant. I tried to read some to my husband and his face went pink. I love making him crazy. He left the room mumbling "porn, porn, porn" and I was LMAO. I had surgery at Trident on Monday and I've been stuck on the couch. I was laughing so hard I started to wonder if the staples might come loose. LOL - anyway yes Assthetic made me laugh.
| weisyloveslemons chapter 4 . 3/11/2010
This story cracks me up. The writing is very witty and I never know what is going to come out their mouths next..
| dazzledtina chapter 4 . 3/6/2010
oh i do enjoy these two...RAWR! Fucking loved it!
| aerobee82 chapter 1 . 3/5/2010
This made me laugh. It's so OOC for Edward, but so funny.
| brandj chapter 4 . 3/5/2010
Okay...enough with the text talk! For serious (b/c For realz is so played out). I need translations! *Edited to add…thanks for the translations in the story! My fav text talk of all time is BAMF! You should use that at one point!
“Ew, and Hell No! That was a sandwich that put me off blood to even contemplate!” So Peddie isn’t much into Cougars? Such a shame.
These two just crack me up! Between Bella’s muttering and what she tells Edward and his lack of attention when she says a word not even remotely related with sex is just hilarious!
“MY Vagina Monologue” Bella at her finest!
Okay…I have lost all faith in Peddie! Hips Don’t Lie? Really Edward? You can’t handle Target, but you can listen to Shakira? Excuse me while I skip over that song and go vomit with Bubba.
“Was I not scary or vampire enough?” Peddie’s not vampire-y enough for the vampire club! Sorry…Master of Disguise crept into my mind at that moment.
You added the feathers! Couldn’t be a parody without it.
“Are you wrong in your head, child? What if you get pregnant?” Haha…so funny!
Great job! So, are you going through w/ the whole pregnancy thing? Hoping for more from these two crazy kids!
| maggiejoma chapter 4 . 3/4/2010
this is so ridiculous... laughed till I cried...love all the smexing...:)
| ColourmeCullen chapter 4 . 3/4/2010
I love the comedic relief this gives me! LMAO 3
| Viola Cornuta chapter 4 . 3/4/2010
wot wiL dey do 4 an encore?
[I got this comment translated courtesy of , because I never stop researching for my Pedbud.]
| winterstale chapter 4 . 3/4/2010
Ah, Monsieur Peddie, I clutch my pearls in your general direction, bridal style and with friction. Get ta bitin'!
| twilightnaley19 chapter 4 . 3/4/2010
DAMN I LOVED THIS CHAPTER. CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. UPDATE SOON!
| KristenLynn chapter 2 . 2/8/2010
Oh God... this was terrible (as in terribly cliched, which I do believe was your point)! LMFAO There is now liquid spewed all over the computer screen at work. Gees... I was just looking ofr a little light reading, with a bit of humor, and now I can't stop laughing.
The hair in the mouth was the best part! That really does suck! HA
Thanks Rie... I needed a good chuckle today.
| ColourmeCullen chapter 3 . 1/29/2010
This is so freaking hilarious, it's genius! lmao
| dazzledtina chapter 3 . 1/28/2010
Hehehe, seems like all the boys are going to Target this week ;)
Damn women dragging them shopping...
I have missed Pediward and Sassella, and your magical words.
And hell yes I want the Honeymoon-Trufax...
I need to get caught up on Eddie...off I go to the DW
| twilightnaley19 chapter 3 . 1/28/2010
I LOVED THIS CHAPTER. LOVED THE BELLA AND EDWARD, AND THE PROPOSAL. UPDATE SOON!