'Good with machines'. Orly?
Every time I think Asuka's mother has hit rock bottom, she proves me wrong. :(

Asuka is even more shattered than I thought.
Wait, those two are working together? Be afraid. Be very afraid.

I must retract my previous post. I don't like this Rei. I love her.
Kirishima? Ishi? Joy.

And Rei is standing right underneath him.

And they think Rei has mental problems. Asuka looks to be in need of about a month of cuddle time.
I'm picturing Lady Liberty dancing down the streets of New York.

All that fancy gear, and she forgot the giant flaming sword. Oh. Wow. Never mind.

I must beg to differ. Shinji's father didn't find his mother. She found him.
Uriel? Oh crap.
Can't get drunk? To do that, she would have to start sober. ;)
Nice trick. Unit 01 can be taught!

From the look of this chapter, you buy cans of worms by the case. O_o

Is is possible that this Asuka is even more screwed up than canon?! Poor girl. :(

I like this Rei. Yui's influence?

Evas be warned: You have declared WAR upon the Cherubim!

This is not war;
This is PEST CONTROL!

Asuka's going to become perpetually angry again, isn't she?

Dammit.

NOOOO!
KEI!

Secretly, she was Goldfinger's daughter.

Very, VERY good!

What happened Rei, though?

Updated plz?