Reviews for Safety and Peace, Malik
MINDFREAK23 chapter 5 . 8/27/2012
Why so much hate for Altair? There there Altair - O(-_-)O Oh, and Malik... You only use your "hatred" for Altair to hide how much you care for him. Now kiss and make up. :D XD
Ghostluvr120 chapter 5 . 6/26/2012
Poor Altair! If I was their I would defend him!
icebluehost chapter 5 . 7/29/2011
Aww looks like the Altair bashing is over. :( was looking forward to reading more...ah well. we can't have everything we want in life i guess. i really like Malik's wit in these things. very. XD
DevilDog235 chapter 2 . 7/1/2011
The one about, "You're dripping on my floor." reminded me of one of my dad's childhood stories. He was trying to ride the little thing you lay on to go under a car like a skateboard. It worked the first time, but he wrecked it the second time. He busted his front teeth and they were gushing blood. He went back to the house and stood in the driveway. His mom was on the phone. He tried talking to her, so to the person on the phone she said, "God, hold on." She turned to my dad and went, "God damnit David you're getting blood in the driveway, go stand in the street!" XD
Sora-chan120 chapter 5 . 6/19/2011
you should have had one day where Altair is alone in the bureau waiting for malik to drop in... and then when he does his coat gets caught and Altair takes advantage of the situation by continuing to sit down with his back to the pillows and just laughing at his misery. then he says:

"I would have said 'safety and peace' but this... this is to funny!"

bbb136 chapter 5 . 2/24/2011
This was great to read, I think my favorites were probably the very first one where Malik replied with an "And the opposites upon you." or something, and then he replied: "Your arrival robbed me of them."

:P This was generally very funny though. SAFTEY AND PEACE! :3
Pudding Creature chapter 4 . 2/13/2011
too bad that there aren't anymore. Malik is so amazing in this one
MakeMeYou chapter 1 . 1/8/2011
That is just COLD of that bastard Malik! XD okay, I suppose he has his reasons to despise/hate Altair...xD

These replies are absolutely hilarious xD

Don't worry not all of us are sadists and take pleasure in watching you suffer!
janiemanie1993 chapter 5 . 1/2/2011
AWWWW poor Altair! I really feel for him, especially in all the reviews. I've been made fun of by my brothers, and it's frustrating. Especially when you trip and fall on your face.

I thought that you were going to make this a Malik/Altair fluff thing at first. I'm glad that you didn't do that. High five for you.

You kept the characters in character and managed to make it funny at the same time. Hilariously funny, actually.

thanks. on to the other one!
loki-chan chapter 3 . 1/2/2011
aaw poor Altair...Malik is a bad person! LOL

but is too much hilarious (sorry Alty ;P)

"foolsaywhat?" (e-p-i-c w-i-n)
ToadStoolxX chapter 5 . 1/2/2011
Awww no Altair fans? Ill be the first :D

Dont worry Alty Ill come help you! *runs into computer screen and passes out*
Evilness chapter 3 . 1/2/2011
Altair got totally owned in Day 4,but he is still awesome and so is Malik?
Alty's Fan chapter 4 . 12/17/2010
Dont worry, Alty. I love you! You is mah teddy bear _ Malik stop bein mean to Alty! But, I love you too, Mal Mal. *pats on head* YAY! Please continue!
Hearts Dice chapter 4 . 9/20/2010
HAH! This was absolutely HILARIOUS!

Honestly. I was laughing and my sister thought I was CRYING.

Which I would have done were it not 1:00 A.M.

But I absolutely love these.

Please, write more!

If you get the chance, that is. :]

Gotta love Malik!

~ Michelle (Hearts Dice)
Yamamato chapter 4 . 8/24/2010
BWHAHAHAHAHAH! You sir are brilliant! I recommend that you look up my story "Tenets That Didn't make it In the Creed". I think it will give you a whole lot of great ideas for this fic. I suggest that you have Altair come in with a few 'working women' in an attempt to make Malik less pissy. (And by the way he's great) Until then safety and peace.
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