|Reviews for Like So Much Trash|
| Pastiche Pen chapter 1 . 12/20/2009
I'M MAKING A LIST!
FIRST THING THAT I LOVED: ALICE.
Like, there's this girl named Alice that I had a falling-out with in fifth grade. I went to the sock hop with her crush. She chased me around art class with a pair of scissors trying to cut my hair. She got suspended -the crazy ass cunt. Afterwards, she never looked at me again. And we were what- nineteen now? Eight years later?
Seriously, the girl's my next door neighbor. It would be nice to get along with her. She was crazy as an Aborigine and as vicious as a pit-bull. I've seen her chase a boy out of the front of her house wearing nothing but a towel. She threw potted plants at his retreating back, sending shards of pottery and loam clumps exploding off of his shoulders. She pursued him down the street, at one point stopping at someone's mail box so she could throw their junk fliers at him. It was awesome.
SECOND: THE DILDO TRUCK:
The back window was shattered from when I locked my keys inside and Emmett had broken in with a lead pipe. A plastic bag was taped over it now. It bore the logo for Kinky Reginelli's, a downtown sex shop, which featured an aquamarine cartoon dildo. Edward thought the store should give us some money or lube for the free advertising they were getting.
THIRD: EDWARD THE CELT.
"That's what you get," he yelled, tiny and belligerent. His hair hadn't darkened to red yet. He was as blond as any cherub.. "For screwing with the mastah."
I don't remember how we became friends after that.
ACTUALLY I LOVE ALL OF THIS. MERE YOU ARE AMAZING AND I LURV YOU.
SO, MERRY KISSES! MWAH!
| DixieGirl8814 chapter 1 . 12/19/2009
Great begining, cant wait to see were its going.
| amcas chapter 1 . 12/19/2009
Your writing is always so different. In a good way. That's why I keep coming back.
| avd chapter 1 . 12/19/2009
It doesn't matter if it's ridiculous and full of cliches, it's hilarious and thoroughly entertaining already. Loved this line - [ I could curl up next to him, all warm, and pretend I was dough rising in a Dominoes’ oven.]
| Guest chapter 1 . 12/19/2009
Great start. Brilliant as always.