|Reviews for The Silmarillion Gospel|
| sweetheartcat5 chapter 5 . 1/15/2018
Please update soon!
| Nargothrond chapter 5 . 10/3/2017
I can never read The Silmarillion the same way again.
God help me.
There are some things in life you just can't unread.
| Celridel chapter 3 . 3/8/2017
Goodness, how do you make socks so funny!
'"Holy socks!" and disappeared'
You are a genius.
And in this Yavanna was also a little bit upset, I'll wager.
| Celridel chapter 1 . 3/8/2017
'I doth rock thy socks-'
Oh-my-goodness! I'm dying!
I better not let my siblings see it, or this is what will go on.
"Don't come in my room!"
"I doth rock thy socks and therefore this is my room!"
"Rack thou off, for this is my place!"
| sian22 chapter 1 . 11/27/2015
| Brievel chapter 5 . 10/28/2015
Please, please, please, please, please continue this! Please!
| Brievel chapter 3 . 10/28/2015
I think you need your head examined... no offense.
| okeydokeyworld chapter 5 . 9/16/2015
I just started reading your other stories lately, and this one is hilarious !. By the Valar, Araloth, I am beginning to think you are a immortal spirit blessed with the gift of comedic perfection . I am also glad you have read/know of the Simallarion. Not many LOTR fans I know, even KNOW those books exist. Well until your next update ;)
| WalkingInTalaria chapter 5 . 8/7/2015
Just found this gem, and loved it! I couldn't stop laughing, especially when Elrond delivered his verdict on the fangirl's progress. I hope you decide to continue this one eventually!
| brandend chapter 5 . 5/15/2015
This is hilarious! Is it too hopeful of me to expect an update ever? x
| fantasychica37 chapter 5 . 3/30/2015
What "ele" means is a perfect summary of the Silmarillion.
| fantasychica37 chapter 4 . 3/30/2015
WEED MADE THE ENTS.
Also, did weed make Tom Bombadil?
| fantasychica37 chapter 3 . 3/30/2015
Weed as the whole problem is the best thing ever! Crying!
| Lasgalendil chapter 1 . 5/14/2014
I think the Silmarillion is actually written more archaically than the KJB, but that's my opinion :) The contrast between the formal verbs and pronouns and the incredibly modern slang (whoop-de-freakin'-do especially!) was hilarious in effect. Great job!
"And lo! This did absolutely nothing to appease the conflict." Another one of my favorite moments. Love how you've got it standing alone as a separate paragraph-it gives this very non-weighty pronouncement a sense of hilarious gravitas.
| Yuki Suou chapter 5 . 4/7/2014
You didn't abandon this story, did you? It was a lovely (and funny) read :D hope you would update