Reviews for 53 Ways Not To Die A Slow And Painful Death
Medicine Cat of the Opera chapter 1 . 5/29
Okay, this is awesome. I love it. My favorite is the twirly-cloak-o-doom one, that rocked. This whole thing is cool, good job. It kind of reads like a story and kind of like a list, which is fun. Killer sound system. Heh. 95% of these totally cracked me up. I also really liked the 'auction the swan bed off on Ebay!' one. That was hilarious. And finally, WRITE MORE OF THESE! I want more! Make it up to 101 not-to-do things? Pretty please? That would be great! I will most certainly read any more that you put out for us phans.

~*Part of the Caesar's Palace Reviewathon*~
Stargazer77 chapter 1 . 11/1/2011
BWHAHAHAHAHA! Loved it! I laughed so hard I cried :') Hahaha you must add more! Or do a sequel this was awesome!
Erik's True Nightingale chapter 1 . 7/25/2011
LOL! This was brilliant! Keep up the great work.
Kidnapkid chapter 1 . 2/15/2011
Sequel! Sequel! Sequel! I demand a Sequel!
Iluvhorses1997 chapter 1 . 2/12/2011
HEHEH LOL! I'MA KITTY ERIK! *Erik narrows eyes* Kitty scared now... Kitty taking off kitty ears now. "Surprise it was me! Okay... Never mind... I'ma gonna do more stuff that'll get me killed! XD
EnigmaAngel337 chapter 1 . 2/10/2011
I really enjoyed this quite a bit! It definitely gave me a laugh I very much needed! Great job! And for the record, I've been tempted to do at least 50 of the actions mentioned... :P
Erikfangurrl4 chapter 1 . 1/25/2011
HILARIOUS!
R. E. Nightt chapter 1 . 12/15/2010
Erik... Do you know the muffin man? XD

Are YOU the muffin man?
ShoeychocolatXD chapter 1 . 11/5/2010
ok, i would completeley instal the sound systen, and if i dont get to use erik as a flotation devise even once, then what is my reason for even being there?

plz write more, it was funny :)
smileysgoboing chapter 2 . 9/25/2010
this is random.

Name: baby

Age: 2098457

Appearance: short, redheaded,

Personality: annoying, short-tempered, crazy phangirl, crazy

TOE: crazy phangirl wants Erik
Vanessa Osbourne chapter 1 . 9/25/2010
OMG! THIS IS AWESOME! Dang. I like to compare Snape to Erik. They're so alike. :-P

Anyway THIS IS AWESOME! :-D :-D :-D
Salsa849 chapter 1 . 9/18/2010
LOL! Hehe my friend& i loved these :D esp no.5!
Mackenzie Phangirl chapter 2 . 9/1/2010
Name: Mackenzie

Age:16

Appearance: Brunette, Hazel/green eyes, very fair skin with freckles across my nose, average height

Personality: Random,crazy,obsessive(particularly obsessed with Erik),funny,random,loveable, annoying,random... did I mention random... Look out! Killer dustbunnies armed with plungers are coming this way! Hide your children! bring out your vacum cleaners... HI!

Thoughts on Erik:HOT! He's mysterious, and perfect, and funny to annoy the heck out of. Hot HOT HOT! *brain is no longer able to function due to Erik hotness overload*

Luv ya- Mackenzie

P.S Look out for the man-eating lightbulbs on the way out!
NeverlandsPiratePrincess chapter 1 . 8/15/2010
What about "loosing" your clothes then dressing up in Erik's Cape! it that acceptable?
Isabeau Jones chapter 2 . 7/31/2010
Name: Isabeau A. Jones

Age: 16

Appearance: Far-sighted, stocky Brunette, bespeckled with freckles and has a faint olive complexion.

Personality: A bit of a social oddball. Thinks more about thinks that'll never happen more than things that are in reality. (Like meeting Gerard Butler-like that'll happen)Like to try to make people laugh.

Thoughts on Erik: Maybe he could co-exist with humanity better if he lived in 21st century Earth. There aren't as many creepy, abusive gypsy circuses roaming the country side. I definatly think he needs a spa day :)
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