|Reviews for Jack Harkness and the Chocolate Factory|
| Inusagi chapter 2 . 3/26/2013
I liked this.
Seriously, though. It was very witty and believable,
| Anonymous chapter 2 . 12/26/2012
Loved this. So wasn't expecting Suzie. Loved Owen's "big girl panties" comment about Ianto and Gwen- hilarious!
| Crazy Dyslexic Nerd chapter 2 . 9/17/2012
Well, I did indeed like this. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I had the story on CD, I had a limited number of recordings, and because of dyslexia I learned to read really late, so I listened to that story, and my other CD recordings and cassete books. Really well done.
| Ne'ith5 chapter 2 . 12/26/2010
Weird yet strangely satisfying. Smooth and rich with just a hint of peculiar. Oddly filling as well all in all a complete feast for the palate. Well done!
| Orion Lyonesse chapter 2 . 5/18/2010
I thoroughly enjoyed this story! Perhaps partly because I could see and hear the original in my head. I remember going to the theater for a matinee, surrounded by children. We were all captivated from the first frames! The place was quiet through the whole movie and I think none of us breathed for almost three hours it ran, because it felt like only minutes. Truly a classic. The newer one was ok but lacked Gene Wilder's style. No offense against Johnny Depp.
I especially enjoyed yourhumor throughout: Ianto's synopsis of the book's plot was priceless; the explanation of where the extra space came from was very inventive; the image of the orange aliens using a cat door; Ianto picking locks with a lolly; Jack not wanting to create a new harbor by blowing up the SUV! There were many more, but those stand out for me.
I also would compliment you on your psychological evaluations of Jack and the team. You brought up new and interesting dynamics. It was sad when the other-Suzie died, and I never even liked our Suzie.
All in all, a great job writing! Thanks!
| Spinner Dolphin chapter 2 . 4/15/2010
I LOVED this. Especially Owen and the "fucking hologram." Every time I read that, I cracked up. This was ridiculous, and then weirdly creepy, and then ridiculous again. Wonderful!
| Harry Fado chapter 2 . 3/7/2010
| Dubbers chapter 2 . 2/17/2010
Fabulous story, very enjoyable. Interesting plot and unexpected twists. Great work.
| darkdranzer chapter 1 . 1/27/2010
omg haha. this
(The Book of Love, Chapter 12, Page 57:
A great way to freak out the guy you're dating, especially if he's only just started to admit the two of you are sleeping together, is to poke through the pile of bills and letters under the post slot at his flat and exclaim happily: "Hey look! I'm already getting mail at your place!" If he drops your greatcoat, which he was hanging up for you, and starts hyperventilating, even better.
To treat, apply copious amounts of brandy, a hot bath, and plenty of bed rest. In extreme cases, skip the booze and the bath. The mail can wait until morning.)
was so cute i just had to review. i love jack's exclamation. and ianto's reaction. and that it has a title! although...haha, why ch12 pg57? just random picking?
| darkdranzer chapter 2 . 1/27/2010
oh. wow. i wasnt expecting an alternate suzie. haha. i thought i would be some evil villian kind of antagonist. i really enjoyed the story though i have the stupid oompa loompa song in my head too!
| Homicide-Inside chapter 2 . 12/29/2009
Absolutely amazing in every way, and I can't even provide a review that would enumerate all the points I adore in your story. It was written so brilliantly, like you're a published author and I can hardly contain myself. I think I'll read this over and over. You got everyone's personalities spot on, and the idea of The Chocolate Factory crossover with Torchwood was genius.
I'm afraid that is all I could say, because you left me speechless. I'd give you a standing ovation, but. Yeah. You know that'd be difficult to portray virtually.
| milady dragon chapter 2 . 12/29/2009
That was brilliant! I absolutely adored it, so funny and yet the end was so sad. I think my favorite part though had to be about Jack getting excited about getting mail at Ianto's flat. I read that a couple of times, and laughed so hard my boss finally asked what was up.
Just utterly fantastic!
| Marzi chapter 2 . 12/29/2009
A bit bizarre and mind boggling for who it was- but still a very fun tale to be had.
| Marzi chapter 1 . 12/28/2009
| ampersands chapter 2 . 12/28/2009
Bahaha 3 You're so clever and original - the whole bacteria thing made me giggle. I love this story :D Totally checking your profile out 3