|Reviews for Happy Birthday, Bella! Round Robin Collaboration|
| Guest chapter 1 . 9/14/2013
| Lafemmevegeta chapter 1 . 12/26/2012
| NKubie chapter 1 . 11/21/2010
That was hot and weird.
| susayq chapter 1 . 1/2/2010
I laughed until I had tears falling from the fact that our DC gang reads fanfic and they like it! :D
| dazzledtina chapter 1 . 12/30/2009
"Yes…God…me," he smugly stated between great gulps of heavily sex-charged air.
Love the story and the litle intermission bit with the DC crew was awesome.
You ladies are so funny and talented. What a wonderful thing you did with this mad lib on viagra.
My birthday is July 6th, js. ;)
| lazykate chapter 1 . 12/30/2009
OMFG, that was like a Fan Fic Mad Lib or something. AWESOME!
| twilightluver0220 chapter 1 . 12/30/2009
it was confusing
| Walker77 chapter 1 . 12/30/2009
Happy Birthday! WOW
| RowanMoon chapter 1 . 12/30/2009
Happy Birthday Rie!
I had quite the chuckle reading this with my coffee this AM. Tosh, thanks so much for organizing this for our Miz Rie. I really enjoyed the finished product. The DC bit absolutely killed me. Whomever wrote that deserves a standing O from Mama Ro.
Kisses on everyone's talented fingertips.
| Gasaway Alley chapter 1 . 12/29/2009
Silliness abounds 'round here! You Ladies have tickled my funny boner, tittletwatted my brain, and left me loving you all more and more and more and more.
Such an honor to work with a group of dirrty, like-minded, h00rmongers such as yourselves.
Smooch you all on the puckered parts!
Happay Birthaday, Riesling!
| goldenmeadow chapter 1 . 12/29/2009
Oh my fucking god!
Okay, first of all, how hardcore do I love y'all? Very fucking much! Kari, Toshy, Jo, Jenn, Ape, Diane, Vi, V, Lix, Mer, Amanda! So that you did this just for me was brills to begin with.
And then, I'm reading. I'm thing, "Bitchella, yeah, I like her. Don't get on the wrong side of her 'cause she'll cut you up like Liz on a bender and then spit voluminous, smart-ass, well-worded venom like Mer. Cool."
Sex, yeah, then the sexin' starts, and that's just WIN. I see 'seeking contact' instead of frictionatin', 'a fresh flow south' instead of pooling panties, no GAH! Or UHN! There's a little toe-suckage (Diane?), there's BRAT (Ape?), there's some hardcorse Graphenberger action (I spelled that wrong, so blame Vi)! Rie's a happy birthday girl :).
Oh, and then what? Kittens add in Jizzper, Malice, Rebella, Eddie, Rosie, Bubba...Kubota, Ford, screen door, porch couch, innernet, worshin' machine, FANFICTION, M'Esme, Miller High Life (cuz it's the fuckin' champagne of beers, y'all), The Edward! Oh my fuck, it's Old Home Week!
And back to the story:
Ruthless slamdance? That is FUCKHOT.
Who wrote this? Just dry and so fuh-hunny...Vi?:
~My cheeks flooded with shame. “Jasper, promise you won’t think less of me. This means so much. I have to go to the ladies! Spend a penny, let the flood gates loose, have a sit down. I need to take a leak!
“Please, if you care anything about me at all, get Edward out of the bathroom. How many times does he have to lock the door in my face? Why does he constantly need to look at himself in the mirror and rearrange his messily perfect, polished bronze, copper penny, black when wet, passionately tugged, tempestuously tangled hair?"
My thighs tingled and ached, my brain screamed for his touch. My bladder wanted to cry! Jasper closed his eyes and growled out, "Jesus Darlin', I can smell you from here and your frustration is giving me fits! I'll see what I can do."
He vanished into the loo where Edward was...pacing? Freaking out? Pinching his nose? Rubbing one out? Dear lord, why was he torturing me so? It's not nice to leave a lady aching!~
~Edward's statement sent joules of pleasure so intense, my brain short circuited for a moment. The breaker switch slammed back into the 'on' position, feeding every live nerve in my body. His hands folded to my cheeks as he pulled me in for a kiss. He tilted my head to fit our lips closer. Slanting them to smooth and pin together with enough pressure to ensure I felt a jolt of pleasure straight to my toes and back again, to swirl and curl around in my belly like sugar and cream. Thick and lush feelings ran rampant, will and nil to the outposts of my skin.~
AGH, WAIT! Where did our Texas Longhorn go? Amanda, did you write your man in?
~Six Million Dollar Cock and Mesmerizing Stick of Bliss~...hee hee hee!
Can't pick Mer's because...No Slash? Ha ha ha ;).
V, I was looking so hard for your bit, some kind of NOW snarky humor and sweetness.
Ape, of course!:
~"Yes…God…me," he smugly stated between great gulps of heavily sex-charged air.
He didn't even attempt to pull out or remove his heavy body that was blanketing mine. Our slick flesh reveled the connection, still steeping in moisture from our play. Edward gave a few experimental pushes back in and I could feel his cock-still at half mast-poking me deliciously, my clit kissing his pubic bone. With every thrust, it felt as if a car battery had been cabled to the nerves underneath my hood, jump starting me with the intensity of 15,0 watts aimed straight for my poor, unsuspecting La La.~
OMG OMG OMFG, who wrote this, because that is just nasty HOT AS AN INFERNO (Tosh?):
~He bent his knees and sat up as he withdrew his cock from me with a resounding squelching noise. Oh, yeah, I was so very wet still. His dick was engorged, bruised looking, and glistening with both our juices as he wrapped his long fingers around it and slapped me straight on my clit. Rapidly. Repeatedly. Earning a slap to the nipple from me. Then his face turned serious. His fingers began to pump and squeeze over the shaft, shuttling over the rope-like veins and purple head.
I sat up and turned my body to lay down with my lips underneath his tight sac. I knew how he liked to be kissed and sucked. I took each ball into my mouth, tonguing them and tasting myself on the quickening skin. Edward growled in appreciation as he reached down with his left hand to strum at a nipple, drawing it up tight, stretching it between his fingers, then clamping down, twisting almost cruelly, just the way I liked it.~
Dear Jo, something about six million dollar dicknoodle you, maybe?
Kari! I was looking for a storm...but maybe, viscosity?
Lix, had I bit I defs thought was you, but I lost my fucking FREIGHT TRAIN of thought when all the animal savage sexin started.
Fuck, that was funny, sweltering, carnal, and near-on as crazy as you ladies.
Love you all, that was simply incredible and I can't stop smiling :)!
| slobber-monkey chapter 1 . 12/29/2009
That turned out better than I was expecting!
Only the DW h00rs could write something so dirty, funny, raunchy, hott, and silly all at the same time!
Thanks for organizing us Tosh!
and Rie, we love you 3
| brandj chapter 1 . 12/29/2009
Tosh, such a great idea. It was so much fun, and to see it all together! Wow. It did take an odd turn in the middle! But it made it all the more "us".
Here's to Rie..lurve you girl!
| RosaBella75 chapter 1 . 12/29/2009
Bahahahaha! What DELICIOUS mindfuckery!
The DC crew and Jasper in the middle were priceless! I'm just a little bummed Jas got dumped by circumstances. :(
Nice tie up for that at the end Tosh! I found Ape with the car battery bit, and I think Jenn went after me at least once.
Can't wait to figure out all the pieces.
Bravo Ladies, we sure pulled out all the stops!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIE!
| winterstale chapter 1 . 12/29/2009
"Oh...God...Me" - inspired!
The bathroom break - brilliance!
Happy Burrfday, Sweet-Tart! Love you!