|Reviews for Beyond Insulting|
| chukaliteluvver chapter 1 . 10/13/2013
Good Lord. That ending frightened me more than it should have. I'm not that big a Twilight fan (what the hell, I'm with the waste-of-trees theory) but I admit that the very notion that Nikola Fucking Tesla likes Twilight is hilarious. So, kudos for both cracking me up and scaring me a bit.
| Marvel-Tolkien Fangirl chapter 1 . 5/12/2013
So funny! Hating Twilight just because of sparkly vamps, when he hadn't even read it! Priceless :D
| lol chapter 1 . 11/13/2011
ha-ha that was great!
| Eipok chapter 1 . 11/2/2011
You shat all over Henry and Nikola! Wtf! I mean, your Henry glossed over the fact that the "werewolves" are all just shirtless man-wolf shapeshifters, and you made Tesla out to be a total idiot!
| Jersey07 chapter 1 . 8/3/2011
At first, when I saw people crossing Twilight & Sanctuary, I was a bit like "Whaaaaaaaat?" because I thought people would want to compare Edward & Nikola...
BUT your fic was totally awesome! I had a good laugh & it was so well written . Amazing
| Mrs Marcus Volturi chapter 1 . 1/2/2011
Hahahaha! I loved it! :D
| mahjong90mulan chapter 1 . 12/27/2010
OMJ THIS IS SERIOUSLY AWESOME, I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR LAUGHING, HOPEFULLY I DIDN"T WAKE ANYONE UP SEEING AS IT"S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, BUT AWESOME YOU SHOULD WRITE FOR CROSSOVERS FOR THIS SHOW!
| ShesaMadHatter chapter 1 . 12/7/2010
Cute! And adorable! I loved the different views, but I must say, Tesla yelling "They Sparkle!" Was a HILARIOUS mental image!
| Fell4 chapter 1 . 11/20/2010
So funny! Love it!
| Blue Liquorice and Bookworm chapter 1 . 9/4/2010
OMG I LOVE IT! bahahahaha, it was very funny. I love the fact that Ashley "wished she was Bella"and if Tesla killed Meyer she would have blood, How Henry "Liked the werewolves" and wanted more, Bigfoot wanting a Sasquatch in the books and not "Big Foot" and how in the end Tesla didn't mind it because of the very similar love-triangle shown in the book. Well written, hilarious to read, and i wonder if Stephanie Meyer would have a look at it... :D :)
| xXx LoverGirl xXx chapter 1 . 7/11/2010
ahahahahaha thats great!
| blackkitty479 chapter 1 . 2/1/2010
I loved it! I'm not a Twilight fan, so Nikola's reaction seemed very plausible. Also, loved the ending and what Niko said about Helen...And trust me, the girl should always go for the vampire IMHO...especially when we're talking about Nikola...
| Miss Pookamonga chapter 1 . 1/27/2010
LMAO! xD That is hilarious! I love how they all stood around talking about what they hated about the books while Ashley was pretending to go along with it. And then when they show up at Meyer's house and Niko's just sitting there having a perfectly peaceful conversation. LOL XD
Great job :p
Miss Pookamonga ;-P
| Surreal Squirrel chapter 1 . 1/24/2010
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (huh...I do that alot!) Good job!
| Tee S.G chapter 1 . 1/23/2010
Ha! Cute. I can just imagine him being infuriated at how the vampires are portrayed.