|Reviews for Done Up My Buttons And Unstitched My Seams|
| Storyholder chapter 6 . 10/4/2015
Okay. Hobbes is a 7/10 on the creepy meter for remembering how Calvin's breathing sounds like. BUT I SHIP!
| Error Cannot Reach Author chapter 17 . 12/7/2014
First, yes do a sequel if you ever return to this fandom, or your fanfic account. Next, I loved this. I knew I would, just now I see how much more it is compared to what I thought it would be. And if I possessed the time, which I don't have in the dead of night sadly, I would go and review every single chapter to showcase how much. Ahh like seriously I just fell in love with Calvin and Hobbes again today, I need to go read all my books now and try not to squeal so much from fangirling. Then look up fan art. Preferably that which is more of a slash interpretation. But that's beside the point. You have entered into my list of awesome fanfic writers for this story. So let me end this review (which is pretty long compared to the few reviews that I do give out) with this simply message: Thank you from the bottom of my heart for writing this story.
| Error Cannot Reach Author chapter 1 . 12/7/2014
Holy frickin' gosh! I am so not lying when I say that this is the story I've been waiting for. I ship Calvin and Hobbes to no end and I've been disappointed in myself to no end for not looking up fanfiction sooner. But thank you for this, I already know I'm going to love it. Now excuse me while I binge read this and give up any chance for sleep.
| neonflash001 chapter 17 . 9/22/2014
i am ever hopeful that you will continue this story. i am madly in love with this story. your a great writer with a wonderful imagination and i hope to see more good things from you
| SBCAT chapter 17 . 6/19/2014
Awwwwww that ending was adorablely amazing! I absolutly loced your story, thank you so very much for writing your story. Your story was so well written and everything was perfect. Thank you for making your story and this pair come together! Lot's of love Sb!:3
| fox is a shit chapter 3 . 5/25/2014
shut the fuck up fox you are nothing more then a pigions shit stain you stupi son of a bitch maby you raised wrong but GUESS WHAT I DONT CARE YOU WILL NOT SAY THINGS LIKE THAT ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE MY FATHER YOU ILLITERITE SHIT HOLE ROT IN HELL FOREVER
| Guest chapter 1 . 3/10/2014
Something is wrong with that guy 'The Fox Republican'
| r u serious chapter 1 . 1/15/2014
are you fucking serious v you read all the chapters just to leave angry comments lika an ignorant republican. you must have no kind of life or source of happiness in your life if this is you pass time. hope you can find happiness and some help while your at it. welcome to the 21st centry
| The Fox Familiar chapter 17 . 10/13/2013
So it ends. With lots of lesbian crocodile tears and no homosexual sex. How sad.
But first, let's begin with this much-needed flame.
First: homosexuality, let alone zoophilia and paedophilia, will never, ever be normal, so you can stop it with the lesbian crocodile tear-inducing, horribly written emotional scenes that only a teenager can come up with. We went from a "friendship" that starting with stalking and kissing hands - which men do to women - a bitchy female friend that HAS to be there in order to make the homosexual love "true", and two shallow characters that sane people don't give two shits about.
I have no idea how old Calvin and Hobbes are, but it seems like they're teenagers. So you're already giving in to the homosexual desires of young boys - yes, boys, not men - going at it. You're really not subtle with this. You portray this "love" as completely normal and healthy yet the red flags were going off in my head every minute. They go from friends to fuckers in one minute, Calvin has his "sexuality" evaluated, and his parents don't care. Really. They don't care if he fucks an animal.
Second, your writing is just terrible. Maybe not in grammar, but it's still bad. It reeks of female centricism, and I can clearly tell you were thinking with your vagina and not your brain. Because this is pretty much Twilight, children's style.
Third, you clearly have mental issues. You admit that what you're doing is wrong, yet you wear it like a badge of honour, just like the LGBT does with their rainbow flags. Protip: it doesn't make you special, it doesn't make you important, and it certainly doesn't make you a human. You took a children's comic strip, gay-ified it, and watered it down to a disgusting realm in which a pervert would love it.
Your readers love kissing your ass, and they are all as disgusting as you are. I don't care if you put 'warnings' in the story. YOU wrote it, you stupid bitch. You posted it. So expect reviews.
Calvin acts like a prepubescent GIRL, and his friends are the oh-so-typical liberal hipster douches that don't care for anything: it's okay to love who you want, because it's love, and they have nothing else interesting about them. Basically, they sound like the wannabe friends you want in real life. Because it takes some weird, socially rejected POS to write this nonsense, and I assume that you are in the LGBT's ranks, because they adore pornography.
You "feel pretty good" about this subliminal paedophile fic? Wow, good for you, you damn whore! You just write whatever makes your cunny wet, and nothing else. I can SEE your mental degeneracy seep out between the lines. The story was awful; there was no climax and the emotions are entirely female. It's like I'm reading about Bella whining about Edward. Oh, no! Hobbes is moving! Who cares? Calvin? Honestly, he has better things to worry about. Like school. Plus he barely knows the kid. After all, he stalked him.
Yet clearly that's OK for you. Whatever. The story is still shit, you're still a sick fuck, and I honestly am not surprised at the complete bores of stories you wenches come up with.
Plus: you're still a sick fuck.
| The Fox Familiar chapter 12 . 10/13/2013
Oh no, the faggot is moving! The tears, the emotions! Too bad this is so typical of a homosexual fic that I felt nothing. There is no emotion to this story; it is so cliched and so predictable that I'm honestly waiting for the sex scenes so I can have something meaningful to tear up.
It's obvious the genders are blurred to you and that love knows all, no matter what. It's just so awful that you perverts can never accomplish what heterosexuality can: normality. Calvin clearly is the woman in this fic, and you make it painfully clear that he is not old enough to deal with issues like these. He is a high schooler, yet he is too busy fondling over his "friend". Okay, so this is a "friend/lover" fic. Typical.
And by constantly referring to Calvin as a "boy" you're still a kiddie-diddler. Get over it.
| The Fox Familiar chapter 11 . 10/13/2013
"I got some hateful reviews. I put warnings in the story!" - Yeah, but you turn around and ask people to review. Don't put feed out if you don't want animals, sugartits.
I'm glad for those "hateful" reviewers. I hope you get lots of them, because they're telling the truth: you're a twisted, sick pervert who is a disgrace to humanity. But of course. In California that's all acceptable, isn't it?
| The Fox Familiar chapter 7 . 10/13/2013
Hobbes seems more like a creep than an actual friend. He stalked Calvin, kisses him without his consent, and pretty much wants to get in his pants, just like a homosexual. Well, at least you bitches got one thing right.
10 more chapters to go.
| The Fox Familiar chapter 6 . 10/13/2013
"I'm not the only twisted person out there ;)" - No, you're not, but it shows us normal people who needs the rope. Of course, leave it to faggots to make perverts out of everyone.
(Congrats, you're doing exactly what they want. You know over half of them are paedophiles, you know. Nice going.)
| The Fox Familiar chapter 5 . 10/13/2013
Oh wow, a typical high school beat-up by "jocks". Like that isn't cliche and predictable. Reminds me of "Boys Don't Cry" except that was done better. This? This is just some stupid, sick fuck Californian who has nothing better to do but write anti-climatic, horribly written stories. Seriously. This reads exactly like other yaoi fics like it- it's like you cunts have nothing original of your own. It's pathetic.
Wow, homosexual bullying! THE HORRORS, OH MY. Hope those jocks brought sledgehammers, else Hobbes will be drillin'.
| The Fox Familiar chapter 4 . 10/13/2013
"It's romantic that he kisses my hand?" - Men don't kiss other men's hands, unless they're faggots. So Hobbes kissed Calvin's hand, like he was a woman. Congratulations! Your femininity shines through and shows that fag-lovers cannot get a man's basic instincts right! And you glorify stalking. Wow, sounds like Twilight.
Well, this kinda reads like it. It's long and boring and borderline sick fuckish.
Men kiss (or used to kiss) WOMEN'S hands, not men's. So you just showed that you are writing Calvin as the woman here. And based on Hobbes' description, he sounds like an ugly, douchebag hipster who's also a furry.
So let me get this straight. Calvin is clearly being harassed by a homosexual and his cunt of a friend Susie is...criticizing him for it? What kind of friend is that? If Calvin was a woman you would be bitching how that's sexist, yet it's OK here. Eh. Doesn't matter; there are tons of shit-stories like these, and they all follow the same formula. It just shows that homosexuals and their lovers really don't have anything to contribute to society.
Nothing at all.
So you got paedophilia (I don't care if this is an AU; it's still shit) and you take pleasure in taking children's shows and fagging them up, you sick bitch. That shows lots of mental illness and narcissism, which really shows me that this race really is fucking doomed.