Reviews for It's the Great Pumpkin, Itachi Uchiha
HavenCraze chapter 1 . 6/7/2012
Oh the sexual humor haha so childishly funny Teh heh. Though I can't really picture Itachi and Naruto together, so I kept picturing Sasuke... Hmmm yummy
nora chapter 1 . 6/27/2011
To hell with innocent messiness. Do you know how much of a bitch that messiness is to get out of clothing or distant kitchen corners, even of the floor? No mess is ever innocent...!
black55widow chapter 1 . 9/22/2010
This story should get an award for the best title ever. HsHa!
ShallowMind chapter 1 . 5/23/2010
That was so hot.
darkenedmirrors.softfocus chapter 1 . 5/6/2010
ahahah, naruto's last line was fucking hilarious.
xXThedoctorxX chapter 1 . 2/13/2010
Now I'm more of a sas/nar fan but I honestly think this story changed my mind...[drools] That was HOT!
BLAYNK chapter 1 . 1/31/2010
oh...that last line or two...priceless
Prism0467 chapter 1 . 1/26/2010
LOL Girl, something is WRONG with you.
Anon chapter 1 . 1/10/2010
And this is the best fucking smut I have ever read.
IvvyMoon chapter 1 . 1/6/2010
Hahahaha! I was like, where's my review from Michele! And a fave! XD And then I was like, oops, I haven't done that on ff either... Uh oh.

You know how much I love this, sweetie, and how much I worship you for writing it for me! You are the bestest of the bests! (still wants a review on Faces btw...)
Mistress M-n-M chapter 1 . 1/6/2010

Dark was complaining to me about how you wrote an ItaNaru and I just had to come read it. It was lovely darling and I can appreciate the pairing unlike our mutual friend. She is set in her ways unfortunately. Of course I agree with her that SasuNaru is the number one pairing, but I do get tired of my favorite things every once in a while and need a change.

Anyways, it was great(as usual _). I love how you defiled the pumpkin. I will never look at pumpkins the same way again. And I loved your Seme!Naruto and Uke!Itachi. Great portrayals. Keep it up!

Love, Ashi
Black-Sky-Loves-Me chapter 1 . 1/4/2010
Oh... oh my... oh that was hott XD It's so hard to read stories where Sasuke and Naruto are with anyone but eachother... but that was good enough I could not just stomach it I enjoyed every second _ Great job!
CraZyRanDoMneSS chapter 1 . 1/4/2010
That last line was just a killer..."Best fucking pumpkin I've ever seen." ...I know its probably not that funny...but I'm still laughing...double meanings get to me every time _
Kagome Raya chapter 1 . 1/4/2010
I only have one thing to say


That's all. :D

It’s the Great Pumpkin, Itachi Uchiha!

I'm wondering why a pumpkin patch?

To that logical question, Naruto flashed him an exaggerated look of morbid shock. “Yes, they do. Sad, miserable, ‘I was shipped in a shitty cardboard box’ pumpkins!” he whispered, aware of the little ears around him.

XDD Poor pumpkins~.

Itachi closed his eyes. “And this ridiculous hay ride? How does it fall in the necessary category?”

Naruto ran a hand over the back of his neck in a gesture that could mean anything from Naruto being nervous, upset, horny, shy, or the manipulative little shit that Itachi knew him to be most of the time. “Not necessary at all!” The grin the blond shot him made Itachi’s left eye twitch. The aforementioned five-year-old whimpered into her mother’s side. “But, worth it, just to see your prissy ass, um, bottom, sitting on a bale of hay, while you glare at me.”


“No! God, NO!” Naruto practically screamed and then looked around as if someone might yell at him for his outburst. “I have never seen a cornfield themed porno, but the images in my mind involving corncobs have assured my place in Hell. Thank you very much, asshole.”

Curious and horrified I'm betting you pictured something bad ne. XD

It was Itachi’s turn to stare blankly. He shook his head slightly and licked his lips. “I… never thought of that…”

Naruto was too busy scrubbing at his eyes with the palms of his hands. “It burns,” he whimpered.

It must be bad it Itachi pictured it to. LOL Naruto. XDD

Coming towards the lemon there were a few line I've tried to and wanted to post but I just can't cause I pretty much would be puting the whole lemon section. XDD Yeah that good sweetie.

No I'm not okay. In my head. X3

Is it bad I thought that them would be fucking inside the giant pumpkin? XDD
Nightly Halo chapter 1 . 1/3/2010
hahaha, that was funny at the end xD
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