Reviews for A series of unfortunate events
longjeyne chapter 1 . 2/8/2010
I don't know if you're trolling or just being dumb, but if it's the latter I need to tell you:

1) This is in the WRONG SECTION.

2) It sucks. Hard. Your writing is terrible and made me grind my teeth. And the "plot" made no sense. It was just some words tied together.

3) The child was not named Melody. She was named Beatrice. The book said so.

So you need to delete and start over. And put it in the correct category this time.