|Reviews for BEHEAD HIM|
| MerlinTheDivergentBadWolf chapter 1 . 7/16
...BWAHAHAHAAA...! This is hilarious! best crackfic ever!
| addyeb0123 chapter 1 . 7/14
| Blue Teller chapter 1 . 7/1
Uther: "Arthur! You just kissed a servant!"
Arthur: (proceeds to kiss Gwen)
Uther: "Morgana! You're kissing a servant!"
Morgana: (proceeds to kiss Merlin)
Uther: "He's a wizard!"
Morgana: "Why didn't you tell me! We could have started a secret magic club!"
Uther: "He'll be beheaded three times!"
Merlin: "How are you going to chop off my head more than once?"
Dragon: (scratches his head) "That didn't turn out exactly like I thought it would."
This entire story is so ridiculous and hilarious xD I love this fic. Especially: "Happy endings are so boring. I know! I'll rewrite it! For starters, Morgana and Merlin are worst enemies..." LOL. Just, LOL. I can't even. I wish this happened in the show or something. It's awesome.
| Golden Bearded Dragon chapter 1 . 4/2
Hilarious. Simply stupendous! :)
| Bree3112 chapter 1 . 1/10
That was amazing. I can't believe Arther and Gwen got married without Uther knowing. Merlin and Morgana being allowed to marry and adopt Mordred. This is crazy. And don't get me started on Uther allowing magic back in Camelot. Every magical being will flood their way into Camelot.
| Wolfie chapter 1 . 7/26/2016
I can't...I just can't...ITS TOO GOOD. If only it ended like this...
| morningstar115 chapter 1 . 7/5/2016
I know this was written years ago...but I still have to tell you, this is the best crackfic I've ever found in this fandom or any other. I started laughing within the first two sentences and continued to do so the whole way through. Thank you for this!
| Guest chapter 1 . 6/12/2016
Hahaha! Oops... I just fell out of my chair in hysterics
Now my mum is looking at me weirdly..
Never mind great story love uther and the dragons reaction. Hehehe!
| SunsetDawn420 chapter 1 . 2/23/2016
A great story! Really!
It's not just quite fun but you've also written it very well. Thanks for that by the way. As I've already said, great story and idea!
| samarianuel chapter 1 . 8/18/2015
It all came out at once and utter totally LOST IT!
Omg best fic ever created!
| greenday-girl chapter 1 . 7/27/2015
Ha Ha Ha. I'm dying it's so funny!. Ha Ha Ha. Hi HI Hi
| Themastershipper chapter 1 . 6/20/2015
I love it!
I so ship Merlin, Morgana. Ahhhh they have no ship name, they both begin with M. Well Mergana or Morlin.
| Guest chapter 1 . 4/27/2015
TF did i just read
| PinkFluffo chapter 1 . 2/18/2015
I love this so much!
| Ambernot chapter 1 . 1/17/2015
Laughing so hard I can't breathe