How could someone not get Eeyore?

I loved your story! Thank you so much for sharing.

I'm intrigued. ;)

sookie really doesn't think before she reacts and opens her big mouth to spew out all kinds of obnoxious and hurtful things. so much for gran to teach her to be a lady. and she's an ungrateful brat when someone does something nice for her.

pam is always so much fun when she's in charge!

I really enjoyed this story despite a few discrepancies...the devil is in the details!
It just needs to be edited. If I hadn't read all the chapters in a few days they could have been maybe ignored but they seemed quiet glaring.
Anyhow thanks for this story

Re reading this gem, I had forgotten how awesome it is! You're so funny and I love your Sookie and Eric!

Great first chapter to draw the reader in! This looks to be a great set up for a really good story!

Sookie is retarded over her backstabbing cousin.

I don't understand why Eric chose to treat Sookie like a common, disposable fangbanger either now or as some sort of excuse earlier that made no sense.

So it's ok for Eric to stalk Sookie and abuse men who are interested in her but he can't bring himself to tell her why? And it's ok for him to fuck around on her but not for her to fuck around on him? Talk about misogynistic double standards. Sookie needs to find someone who can figure out how to respect her.

Angst is highly overrated and usually most of it is unnecessary to the plot unless the writer gets off on it.

sookie is acting like a needy bitch

the evil grape has me laughing to death

Great story! Thanks so much for sharing!