"And what did Naruto get? He got patted on the head before he was gently pushed away from the battle. Not that he stayed out of it mind you, but still..."

hahahahahahahahaha oh my sides hurt. That is so funny. I can just see that and Naruto's face when I saw this in my head while reading was hilairious! Oh man, I am so glad I hadn't taken a drink while reading that I would have choked for sure. ROTFLMAO.

lol lol lol

to funny

saskue going to die

does naruto know yet

update soon

LMAO! I so want to see Sasuke explain this to either Kakashi or Sarutobi... I think even if you have the council loving him, they would be pissed at this...

Whats funny, if Zabuza does owe a debt he is the one person who will not tell the world that Naruto is the Yondaime's brat...

Patted on the head and pushed out of the fight? Man, I'd of paid to see his reaction a nuke-nin doing that to him.

Kind of short, but still funny. Good job.

Nice knowing you Sasuke

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

funny

update soon

That's funny,absolutely funny. Asuma fell into the trap

My question is: why is a wind affinity more appealing than Ino? Ino has g... well, SOME good qualities too.

""Uchiha Sasuke recently discovered that Uzumaki Naruto was a Wind affinity and wanted to discuss trading him for Ino. Apparently Haruno Sakura hadn't been stoking his ego enough so he wanted the second most rabid member of his fan club on his team as well." he replied as he made his move.

"Really?" Asuma-sensei asked, looking interested. Apparently Ino had been getting on his nerves again.

"But dad, a Wind affinity." Asuma whined in a way he hadn't since he had tried to beg his father to buy him that super awesome sword he had wanted when he was twelve.

"I'm sorry son, but I can't change the Genin teams once they have been passed." the Third Hokage said with a sigh. He wasn't quite sure what had brought this on, but if he could he would have given into his son's begging and given him Naruto.""

*snirk* hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Oh I love that it's so funny. Please continue.

give in old man! it would make everyone happier.

*snicker* You know the conversation could have only made Asuma seem more infantile if he had put things like this:

Asuma: "But I WANT a wind-affinity ninja."

Sarutobi: "When the teams were put together you wanted a mind-walker and now you aren't even playing with it any more."

Asuma: "Because it's boring! You can't even see the mind walking. I want a wind-affinity! They go boom and bam and..."

Anyway, your story is very amusing and well-written. Does Sasuke's protest stem from the mere fact that Naruto is Naruto or is there a deeper reason?