|Reviews for 100 Ways You Are Obsessed With D Gray Man|
| MinaBlueGlass chapter 1 . 10/16/2015
To be perfectly honest, I don't relate to any of these, but I think I'm obsessed with this series. Wait! I relate to one of these. "Choaji is a waste of life."
| NekoYullenMidnightKitsune chapter 2 . 12/22/2014
I have some Idea's.
When you see Miturashi Dangos you instantly think of Allen.
If you suddenly get pissed off by just seeing a certain someone's face, then your probably thinking Baka moyashi, or baka Ugagi, and then you think of Kanda pulling Mugen and trying to cut a certain usagi's head off.
| NekoYullenMidnightKitsune chapter 1 . 12/22/2014
Holy cow! You practically descibed my whole being! I love lotus flowers, my stomach is a bottomless pit, I try to find something sharp and call it Mugen, I che a lot, my friends think i'm Kanda and Allen combined, I love Yullen!, I cried when i thought everyone was going to die in the ark, I absolutely HATE Choaji!
| Jui chapter 2 . 7/7/2014
-You try and think up as many pairings that you like, and scream profanities when you can't find a fanfiction with that pairing
-You think Allen, Lavi, or Kanda deserve a harem.
-You pair the hottest/cutest guys together
-You laugh whenever Allen is called Moyashi
-Or when he plays poker
-You imagine Allen with cat ears and think up different scenarios that could happen with catnip or cat toys.
-You think cat toys and a cute Allen and get naughty thoughts
-You love Allen with the Octopus.
| alex.vang.33 chapter 1 . 6/20/2014
i lost count so ill go with #100
| NoName-chan chapter 2 . 2/15/2014
60/100 on the first one and 16/32(ish because I prolly miscounted) on the second XD
I feel so much more obsessed now than I thought I was...
You know you're obsessed with DGM when:
-you start a Facebook chat for DGM Fans and constantly try to convince the people of FFN to join you and 10(ish) other people in your "cult"
-you draw DGM characters, comics, and references all over your Homework and almost any other sheet of paper you can get your hands on
-you keep a bunch of DGM magnets in your locker at school
-you take said magnets out and home the next day because you don't trust your energetic locker neighbor enough to believe that she won't mess them up
-you glare at your cat whenever she gets within 10 ft. of your Timcanpy plushie
-you dedicate an entire afternoon/evening of your life to drawing your favorite DGM FFN Authoress's favorite pairing before proceeding to mail her said drawing as a Valentine's gift because you already have her address from when you mailed her that Black Order Rose Crest necklace for Christmas
-cupboards, whiskey, and knickers all hold hilarious meanings to you because of DGM Fanfics you've read
-you currently have a C in a certain class(es) because you ignored your homework in favor of doing something DGM-related
-you have a personally drawn fanart of your favorite DGM character on your wall right next to your bed
-you have a tendency to attempt violence on people who bash your favorite character/pairing, even though you literally do the same exact thing to theirs
-your train of thought will ALWAYS come back to DGM (for example, when you walk by an eggplant at the store, the eggplant makes you think of Eggman, which makes you think of Sonic, which makes you think of Hedgehogs, which makes you think of spines, which makes you think of pointy things, which makes you think of swords, which makes you think of katanas, which makes you think of Mugen, which makes you think of Kanda, which makes you think of DGM)
-you go to a convention dressed as a DGM character, see a girl dressed as Lenalee ordering food, and casually stalk- I mean, "wait" for her until she's done so you can get a hug and picture from her
-you know the lyrics to Antoinette Blue purely from listening to them (meaning you never read them or actually had any intention to learn them, you just listened to the song so many times, they got embedded in your brain XD)
-every single situation you're EVER in turns itself into a prompt for a DGM Fanfic in your mind
-you spend way too much time writing this list for the author of this story even though you're pretty damn sure that this story is discontinued and that the author thinks you're psychotic or something for this XD
| Jimmies chapter 2 . 1/22/2014
OMFG. I THINK I JUST DIED LAUGHING. *Left eye spasm* "Oh know, it's happening again!" XD
| Iamsoguilty chapter 1 . 10/1/2013
I am so f*cking guilty of these, especially 28, 49, 72 and 87. Most of all 87. Should we make a group-letter? O.o
| God Of Cake chapter 1 . 9/6/2013
Haha more of theses are true for me then I'd like to admit
| Yume1126 chapter 1 . 3/6/2013
Haha, you are so right about the straight parings for Lavi, Allen, Kanda and Tyki. After I started reading fan fiction I couldn't think of them with a woman.
| MangaMiniGirl13 chapter 2 . 2/28/2013
- You are covinced a certain character (ALLEN IS MINE!3)is in love with you
-When you finallly convince someone to watch DGM you tell them to back off your favourite character (Allen...3)
-You realize you are more like Krory than anyone else with your obsession
-You know the translation for the missing subs in the -Omake Theatre: -Academy episode
-You knew what video that reference was
-You have to hold in your inner fangirl while Kanda is fighting Skin Boric and Allen in episode 8 (I actually made one of my friends obsessed with DGM by showing her pics of those scenes)
| FieryShadows13 chapter 2 . 1/22/2013
Oh wow. Is it sad that I do more than half of these?
| Guest chapter 1 . 11/26/2012
I can relate to so many of these! I think these are hilarious, and I have done or can relate to so many. This is really well done!
| ChibiDryad242 chapter 2 . 11/22/2012
I know this has already been complete for two years, but... *shrugs*
You call each character by their respective nicknames
Beansprouts are cute
You immediately respond whenever you hear someone say "Allen", "Deek", "Innocence", "Noah", etc.
...or anything that sounds even vaguely similar to them
You can't look at a cross (or the word 'cross') with a straight face
You go bowling just for an excuse to shout "STRIKE!" without feeling like a weirdo
You have memorized every lyric to every song
...in both Japanese and English
You start seeing D. Gray-man references /everywhere/
Hmm... that's it for now, I guess.
| ChibiDryad242 chapter 1 . 11/22/2012
3- rather, some others do...
4- ALWAY 10- thankfully, not yet...
14- XD I should have done that!
26- I don't know why, it just... did... o.o;
31- Well, I /want/ to... -.-'
34-...*facepalm* You just HAD to say that, didn't you?
38-...Please... tell me you're joking... it's a lie, right?...
39- Toma is still awesome, by the way.
42-...I try not to be, but... with some people it's just so hard...
46- Already knew, yes. Removed bookmark, no. Good to have for future reference should I actually forget...
47- God, have I ever wanted to... haven't yet, thoguh...
52- So far, it only applies to MADs, but... i'm getting there.
55- NEED MORE EPISODES!
58- And sing it all the time.
60-...*headdesk* Again, just HAD to bring that up, didn't you?
63- Always have, always will.
67- 117. NEED. NOW.
72- And yet... I still cried...
82- Um, that would be Choji...
83... Good god, you're right... e.e
88- No, but I can't help but wonder why people don't call me Moyashi... /;
95- Not yet, but one day...