|Reviews for The Motion in the Ocean|
| Mrs. Jim chapter 1 . 4/23/2010
I'm hyperventilating! That was so insanely funny!
Poor Edward! POOR BELLA! LMAO That was just horrible...I never want to here that Edward's peen is inadequate but my goodness I had tears falling down my face when they were actually having sex "I think I feel something. Okay, yeah, a little something...I think" HAHA that whole paragraph was worth reading this fic...I'm soo giggling like a little 12 year old right now just writing this thing out
Phew...I needed that laugh! Thanks!
| MercuryComet63 chapter 1 . 4/22/2010
Brilliant... Although I have a hard time picturing Edward with a little peenie..
| Lori94 chapter 1 . 4/21/2010
LOL! Poor Bella! I hope she wins a lifetime's supply of batteries!
| Thatstheway chapter 1 . 4/17/2010
Hilarious from beginning to end.
It's "hard" to imagine our Edward Cullen with a small peen!
So effing funny, great job.
| Vani88 chapter 2 . 4/16/2010
rofl.. that was too funny... poor girl though...
| JasperLuver48 chapter 1 . 4/10/2010
FETUS WEENIE? omg you have me laughing so hysterically over here it's quite comical! I don't know how much more to praise your work :) I swear to you if you ever make Jasper's weenie this little I'll keel over and die on the spot!
| kikiber chapter 1 . 3/29/2010
i am fucking crying...don't think i have read anything that fucking funny...ever
| Jasper-replaces-edward chapter 1 . 3/1/2010
OMG I am supposed to be working and thought I would just have a quick read. How can read in silence with this stuff. It is so funny.
| ceryserabelo chapter 1 . 2/23/2010
HHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. love, love, love.
| jkane180 chapter 1 . 2/16/2010
I've never read funny and hot combined before... You pulled it off. :)
| mom2kandg chapter 1 . 2/14/2010
OMG, thanks for the laugh...This was just freaking hilarous...You have definitely made my Sunday...
| Genevieve chapter 1 . 2/11/2010
Holy shit i nearly pissed my pants but I actually fell out my chair when I read this..."Houdini weenie"? Genius. Pure GENIUS. You are totally gifted and have to continue with this hilarious stuff.
| SecretEmpath chapter 1 . 2/8/2010
Greatest story I have ever read! I could not stop laughing.
| TwilightJemS chapter 2 . 2/8/2010
I voted for you! I hope you win! I also tried to spred the word about your pic. Hope it helps!
| ShoeGalK chapter 1 . 2/7/2010
"I see a lot of batteries in my future"
Haha, that is epic.
I laughed so hard, loved it!