|Reviews for Earwax|
| Silvers45 chapter 1 . 10/29/2012
It's... good, very good, in a crazy, unexplainable, embarrassing, awkward, funny way. So... yeah. Yeah, it's good. Right. Yeah.
| Varianta chapter 1 . 10/5/2012
"Dumbledore looked fondly down on his favourite student" Why does that little line bother me now? Eep! 0.o Very disturbing, Professor.
Ugh. I KNEW that I was going to regret clicking on this. I'm scarred for life, but at least it was funny, if not... memorable. :) Wow. Harry is only eleven, Dumbles, he REALLY doesn't need to know that. You can tell him all that and then say he is "too young" for certain things but the say all that? I'm disturbed.
| Galgalatz chapter 1 . 9/26/2012
OMG. 'nuff said.
| Fullmetal Wetback chapter 1 . 9/6/2012
Wow, awesome. It's good to know that there are other people out there with sexy imaginations like me.
Albus must've been on one helluva good sugar high to traumatize little Harry like that.
Oh, well, for the greater good and all that. Excellent work!
| Helloooo It's me chapter 1 . 9/2/2012
Hahahahaha funniest thing I've read in a long time :DDD
| gotimtim chapter 1 . 8/30/2012
Laughed so hard I fell out of my chair!
| Known Unknowns chapter 1 . 8/7/2012
| Anonymously Breakable chapter 1 . 7/28/2012
Ok... This just made my day a litt-
Bloody Hell! IT MADE MY DAY GO LIKE $# %$%&! XDDD
| Bicky Monster chapter 1 . 7/11/2012
Short but highly amusing. :) Poor Harry, how us authors do enjoy torturing the poor kid.
| harrypotterfan14 chapter 1 . 7/4/2012
Really funny :)
| obsidian-fox chapter 1 . 7/3/2012
This had me laughing.
| The Lazy Princess chapter 1 . 7/3/2012
WOW ,,,,,,THAT BLANK IS SO INTERESTING THAT HAS LEFT US TO IMAGINE OURSELVES ...WOW ...I FEEL SO SORRY FOR HARRY ...OH MY GOSH ! I PITY HIM ...LOVELY FIC/...
| DeathEatersAreGreat chapter 1 . 6/8/2012
that was so funny and the second from last line made me fall over laughing thank you for a funny story.
| Percabethgirl2645 chapter 1 . 5/14/2012
Hahaha, hippogriff urine. really funny.
| BlackNoSugarh chapter 1 . 4/30/2012
It happens. ... Enough said? XD