Reviews for Doug Got Abducted
Guest chapter 1 . 10/5/2017
Because bad fanfics receive way more attention then good fanfics. Don't you know anything?
God chapter 1 . 6/17/2017
Why did you write this?
WHATTHEFSDFSAD chapter 1 . 6/8/2016
what did I just read... it's beautiful. simply amazing.
XxXAura-AshleyXxX chapter 1 . 5/18/2015
This story was beautiful
Super Fanfic Entertainment chapter 1 . 7/5/2014
The most WTF story I ever read. I love it!
WHATTHEFUCKMAN chapter 1 . 10/7/2013
Sailor Pluto chapter 1 . 1/27/2012
Have you been abducted and what were you smoking when u wrote this? I find it amusing
Commander Cody chapter 1 . 12/19/2011


Okay, got that out of my system. Now...uh, wow. This...this story is an atrocity. A crime. An absolute affront to all things good and holy in the world. BUT. I mean that in the best possible way. As a guy who's read through such ultraviolent troll fics as Cupcakes, Sweet Apple Massacre, Chibi Usa's Seventh Birthday, Rectified Anonymity/"The Pokemon Story", and Shinji's Nightmare Cataclysm...I can safely say that this blows ALL of them out of the water. You win, my friend. You win all the Internets on the Internet, and I salute you. But, then again, you're ComicsNix- the absolute KING of trollfic writers. God, I wonder if your buddy Rob over at Topless Robot has seen this story...I think it might actually be worse than The Other Story or that seemingly non-existent Spirited Away fic that he claims broke him, at least in terms of sheer violent and disturbing content. Someone should totally recommend it for Fanfiction Friday; great lulz will be had by all.

Please come back, ComicsNix; you're a voice for chaos on an all-too-orderly net. We miss you. As do Rob, Andjealous, and all the other folks who have fun sporking your stories. I want you to come back and try your diseased hand at a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fic- yes, I'm actually ASKING you to rape my fandom, in the way only you can.

Stay classy, buddy.

(yes, I was being unnecessarily melodramatic, but dammit it was fun to do so. still thought this was funny as hell, even coming from a guy who watched and enjoyed Doug as a kid.)
Billy Bob McToothless chapter 1 . 11/26/2011
this story made me cum on the carpet!
TheLovelyMistress chapter 1 . 7/20/2011
OK...what were you fucking thinking? This is, without a doubt, one of the worst fanfics I've read since "King of the Hill Episode 1: Peggy's Revenge" and the agentmatt series. Something about the spelling reminds me of Peter Chimaera and SquishBanana. It really makes me wonder if the three of you are related. The spelling and grammar were fuck beyond belief. Your fanfiction look like what a kid in middle school would write, not what a grown man in college would write! As for the stories themselves, the plots you wrote for them were really a bad way. Some of the shit that happens in these stories are even illogical. Once a person's head is blown off, s/he is dead. Sure, a person can function for 30 seconds without their head (hell, the head can still speak for that period of time) but they're still dead. I'm serious. You cannot consider your work masterpieces. So, here is the bottom line, ComicsNix:

Either hire a beta-reader to look over your work or get the fuck off of . If you pick the latter, you are better off not writing at all.
MullerLowLife chapter 1 . 12/17/2010
Comicsnix, I must salute you. You are the king of all trolls. There's no topping your stories. If there were a Troll Olympics, you would win the gold medal in everything. Congratulations!
Shinjinator chapter 1 . 5/13/2010
OMFG, this made me laugh so fucking hard.

So is this supposed to be humorous or erotic?
peanuts101 chapter 1 . 4/1/2010
this story gave me a boner