Reviews for 88 Things The New Moon Movie Has Taught Us
Snowcrystal of Thunderclan chapter 3 . 10/2/2016
Bella... Why? *Cries* PLEASE DON'T HURT MY SOUL! XD
Snowcrystal of Thunderclan chapter 2 . 10/2/2016
I AM REVIEWING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY! (Actually... I would review anyway. :P )
Snowcrystal of Thunderclan chapter 1 . 9/11/2016
Yeah... I wonder if Alice ever DID read them...
R.I.PxGlee2015 chapter 3 . 8/6/2014
Don't take my soul bella!
Leia1998 chapter 3 . 7/11/2014
I laughed so much at the last two! Hilarious. XD
bluewaters chapter 3 . 10/28/2013
Ha ha! Yur so funny! I loved the part with Victoria!
ButterflyWhisperer chapter 3 . 4/27/2013
Lol I love this please update soon :)
Heather7621 chapter 1 . 1/17/2013
Amazing
Heather7621 chapter 3 . 1/17/2013
For number 26 let's also mention the glass table Edward pushed her onto had burning candles on it:)
annoymous chapter 3 . 8/17/2012
i love them... plz continue... and dont neglect my soul... i need it!

btw... has anyone noticed that bella feels the need to tell us the months? geez we arent idiots! lol...
sry that was lame. i was so thinking that watching new moon (for the 100th time) and then my BFF brooke said the exact same thing. i was just wondering if anyone else noticed. probably not... were Twilight-obsessed dorks! and were proud of it!

yours truly, Twilight-obsessed dork (and im proud!)
BrittXD chapter 3 . 4/6/2012
I happen to be one of those Jacob fans! But I LOVE these, they're soooo funny. XD keep it up please!
noneofyourbusiness chapter 3 . 1/13/2012
Well that was a waste of my precious 5 minutes...
CaptainElf chapter 3 . 1/11/2012
Haha, love these. Now I'll never be able to look at the movies normally again. Not that I'm likely to watch them again, but meh. And no sick, twisted, bizarre, sadistic yet awesome death threat? No threatening to kill us with orange peels or smother us with celery? Or setting an evil cucumber on us?
I am Thalia daughter of Zeus chapter 3 . 12/14/2011
This chapter was funny, but one thing from the last chapter, Jasper charging at Bella, adorable, it sealed it for me. Besides I don't get it, Bella wants to die, she has near death experiences in every book/movie, this was one of many and yet Edward didn't ditch Bella after James, he has to wait for JASPER to try to grant Bella's wish, because when it's his brother it's the most dangerous thing.
Unknown Ghost chapter 3 . 11/26/2011
This was halarious! please add more soon! it really brightened my day:)
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