Reviews for Esme Warned You
cerberus321 chapter 1 . 11/1/2013
hilarious
Lykania chapter 1 . 11/14/2011
3 plain and simple, it was hilarious to see how freaked out the mary su. . . I mean Bella was XD, look forward to reading more of your stories _
useless nobody UK chapter 1 . 7/3/2010
this has to be one of (maybe two) twilight/hellsing fics that i've read where alucard actually knowing one of the cullens (and letting them still live) works well - the plot is decent and is well thought out and written and also has a comedy edge where you don't feel an idiot to laugh along with a cullen.

so congrats to you.

now, on to a more serious nature...

WRITE MORE DAMN YOU! *grabs you by the neck and shakes*

Nacina:... *just watches an insane commentor shake about like it's having a fit* o.O

you don't have to continue this fic or make sequels, just do little ficlets centered around the same theme would be nice - and surely the cullens & carlise can get into more trouble without much prodding :D :D :D
The Great Rick chapter 1 . 2/3/2010
It was really good to read, if you put it to those other Hellsing/Twilight crossover. Your writing is really good. But then, wooden spoons? They would break easily.
Anymousse roxs mah sox chapter 1 . 2/1/2010
HOLY CRAP...THAT WAS AWESOME XD I WAS LMAF AND ROFL LOL LOL LOL I PRAISE U AND JESUS AND GOD U AL ROCK except medusa I DONT WANNA BE STONE XO thank goodness my chocolate mousse is here if i die i wanna be eat chocolate mousse! xD