Reviews for Roots of Life: A Cradle to Love
eat a dick chapter 1 . 11/19/2016
super fucked up! 10/10
Guest chapter 1 . 12/15/2014
" The more you work in the youth, the less you have to in the senescence. Now where's my cunt?"...
i lol'd at this..
Guest chapter 1 . 5/10/2014
Praise be unto SHREK that you are a parody account. I've read real version of this. It...it burns. It burns my soul. Pain.
GGMK chapter 1 . 3/22/2014
Flower power!

Ew.
wat chapter 1 . 10/1/2013
What did I just read?
bepluver chapter 1 . 11/16/2012
I don't know how serious you are about this story, but I honestly enjoyed it. It was funny because of just how plain ridiculous it was. I can't even... You're quite the author there.
ZooLoo19 chapter 1 . 9/28/2012
So is the narrator doing commentary while this is happening? or is he stopping the story to give advance? and why throghout the story was the narrator calling Timmy stupid?
YuriCore chapter 1 . 6/21/2012
Timmy raped a flower? Gosh...

Good story!
MullerLowLife chapter 1 . 6/5/2011
What exactly do you have against melons?
One Disturbed Wolf chapter 1 . 4/28/2011
... Y'know what the bad thing is?

I like how the petunia is the ONLY thing with a decent had on her shoulders... so to speak. XD
Jelly pin chapter 1 . 10/22/2010
Now I know that this is a joke. Flower rape? Petunia pregnancy? I seriously hope that you meant this as some kind of cruel punishment.
Tim chapter 1 . 2/19/2010
Once agian, wonderful, wonderful work.
dragunzahurr chapter 1 . 2/12/2010
i lol'd