|Reviews for Rocking the Boat|
| storp930 chapter 5 . 5/5
I love your word combo to discribe things lol
| Guest chapter 5 . 4/29
Gross. Future excuse for bad sex? Ugh. No thank you. Again, gross.
| Guest chapter 3 . 4/29
Why not stun Harry then enervate him after it's all over with?
| Nate chapter 18 . 4/20
Ah Hermione the Cunt shows her face here.
| Ryan B93 chapter 33 . 3/5
The second read through was no less impressive. Thanks for writing!
| Zabyne chapter 1 . 2/24
So looked this up because I remembered how awesome it was when I read it the first time. Its still fucking awesome.
Noticed a lot of negative comments here though. Based on the broken English and general tone I'm gonna go out on a limb and think it was one person just being a douche over a several day long period.
So for people checking reviews to see if its a story worth reading, just dive right on in. Its a fun ride and well worth the time invested in reading.
If you're looking for a serious fic, this ain't it. If your looking for something with a fair bit of fluff, the smallest hints of off screen citrus, and a metric ton of crazy fun, this fic is your new home. Put on your best tricorn and find yourself an eyepatch boys.
| BoredKing chapter 29 . 1/30
Why would Hermoine, someone who has been training for months and is at least at the level of an auror, be running from Draco? Her versus Draco should be the same as a teacher facing a first year at this point, so much for any consistency in skill level. She should've just stood and beat him rather than running for cover.
So all that training and get win thanks to luck? Why? That's such a disappointment. Every fight, every encounter had Harry barely surviving. At first it made sense, he had no training but towards the end if the story he had made zero improvements, sure he trained and Tonks said he was better but when it came time to do anything he was still barely doing anything but surviving.
You overcomplicated and overestimated just how good every single one of Harry's opponents/mentors could fight. You make it seem like he is an amateur when he has been training for almost a year while everyone else is just better than him because they're older. It honestly ruins this story since it makes everything he had done so far worthless.
| BoredKing chapter 28 . 1/30
You know considering how much training and how stressed out Harry is, he really shouldn't be getting caught of guard so often. It's back to back at this point and seriously annoying.
| Guest chapter 2 . 12/13/2020
i love it uwu
| burmafrd chapter 1 . 11/16/2020
The definition of racism, etc is that you classify all by a common definition.
Your claim that all like hermione are kinky is sickening.
Your kind of thinking is what led to the KKK
And who cares about your troubles?
Stop whining you POS
| burmafrd chapter 31 . 11/16/2020
this story is getting worse
concentrate on one fight at a time you moron
| burmafrd chapter 29 . 11/16/2020
I notice some authors love to draw out torture of the good guys but let the bad guys off easy in dying quickly.
You are a pile of crap.
| Guest chapter 5 . 11/1/2020
Is it safe to assume you’re not a fan of Wolfstar?
| Kimberly T chapter 33 . 10/31/2020
Wow, this story was one helluva wild ride! My eyes are burning and joints stiff from reading the whole thing in mostly one go, but it was just too good to stop for less pleasurable activities like sleeping or eating.
Would you consider reposting this beauty over at AO3, Archive of Our Own? There's another whole population of HP fans there, including many Harmony shippers!
| stevem1 chapter 14 . 10/30/2020
This story has a lot of positives. There are a lot of negatives also. The pirate portion is just weird. After everything Dumbledore has done, deciding to go back to Hogwarts is criminally stupid. There are many other magical schools in the world. Got it one. Or hire professional tutors in the subject.