Reviews for Rocking the Boat
kittyranma chapter 9 . 11/28/2021
Um, the twins dropped out, they weren't expelled.
kittyranma chapter 2 . 11/27/2021
After coming to these conclusions about everything and after all he's been through. I'd have left the country and written a letter to the press. Saying that he was no longer going to take everything they had all done to him, and I'd detail it. Then I'd tell them where they can shove it. That moldyshorts and British the whizarding world deserved each other.
ZackObsidian chapter 5 . 11/25/2021
I can't help but smile as I read the line in which he says the most "unusual~" ways to make the pleasure greater
Figggle chapter 33 . 11/12/2021
You kinda fucked it all up by making Harry unimportant, he should have beaten Bella at least.
DeDawg65 chapter 29 . 10/23/2021
so 29 chapters in and our hero's sole contribution to the story is to convince Hermione she can cast 1 stupid spell wandless.
jaqmaq77 chapter 11 . 10/9/2021
Great chapter, and love the imagery the the 'strapped to the gun' bit brings to mind... I did have a book once with exactly that picture in it... a house fire took it with quite a few irreplaceable pieces of art... like my carved coffee table which was a nubile lady on her back holding up a sheet of glass... and as it was all done in the Glasgow school of art in the early '70's, it's gone forever... ah well, I would have had to cover it when the kids came along... I don't think the wife would have liked them seeing her like that...
jaqmaq77 chapter 10 . 10/9/2021
In '96' I was 44 and had held my 'Shotgun Permit' for around 12 years... Hunting rabbits through the hills, and skeet shooting was a poplar hobby... I had three shotguns at that time... Vernon could have been into skeet shooting - he was too fat for golf...
Rifles and pistols in the UK are not easy but I was a member of the Longstone Gun Club, and went to the range about every week.
Great story and still making me laugh...
jaqmaq77 chapter 9 . 10/9/2021
Story made me laugh as did your end notes... And I thought Hagrid was a midget giant?
A man was asked how tall he was, and he answered.
"For a molehill I am tall, for a mountain, I am small, but for a man... I am perfect...
I think you got the twins perfect...
And good on Bill...
Please someone... Gag Molly... Not just in this fic... in all fic's... and go back in time and gag her in canon too... pretty please...
jaqmaq77 chapter 8 . 10/9/2021
Interesting... Dumbledore knows for a fact the Deatheater are looking for Harry so he hits him with a spell to end his disguise... Yup... it's official, Bumbles is senile of so sure of himself he looks in mirrors and sees God...
Great story
Remus storms up to Dumbles and asks him if he was born stupid or just practicing for the 'Dumb Moron of the year' competition...
jaqmaq77 chapter 6 . 10/9/2021
Brilliant story, really enjoyable read. I think it was Chapter five made me laugh, and I had to explain to my son why I was laughing. This chapter made me smile a lot... I know my review of five was a bit OTT... but it was still a great chapter - and this chapter is just as good, if not better.
jaqmaq77 chapter 4 . 10/9/2021
Great chapter and great story, but... Sorry, there is no way the bit at the door went down like that... I once had a Neighbour at the door push by me and slap my 16 year old daughter, and as she stepped forward to swing a kick I punched her so hard she hit the wall... and I am a pacifist... I catch flies and spiders and throw them outside... No way does her father stand and do nothing as his daughter gets hit...

The knife hit the floor and Tonks launched forward and punched Hermione in the face. She jumped forward to continue her assault, but was caught by a right cross to her ear from Hermione's father, hit the wall and slid down to the floor, stunned. Remus started to draw his wand but Hermione kicked hard behind his knee, and Henry snatched up the silver knife and once again Remus found himself in mortal peril as the knife was once again at his throat. Tonks sook her head and struggled up shouting, "She tried to kill him, I'll hex her into next week!" but stopped when Henry growled, "Move towards my daughter, and he dies... now calm yourself down, bitch, or there's going to be blood on the floor." He turned slightly and told Hermione to call 999 for the police. Remus spoke quickly, but Henry cut him off. "You force your way into my house and when my daughter tries to protect our property, your girlfriend assault's her." Tonks flopped down with a look of horror on her face, as it dawned on her that he was right...
erstwhile-S chapter 33 . 10/3/2021
Enjoyed Harry, and by extension Hermione, getting out from under Dumbledore’s thumb, at least as it applies to family and wards. Too bad they had to go back in to his domain. You did cover their exit in style though. Liked how the Grangers operated as a family, how Remus and Tonks jumped aboard once they got to know the truth, and the twins joining in just because they could. It was an entertaining read, right from Harry running around obediently in the initial chapters to the twins wrecking havoc at the end, with all the drama, humour and happenings in between. Too bad the sequel isn’t finished, but hope life has gotten better for you this year even amidst the worldwide chaos. Thanks.
Norseman4 chapter 33 . 9/30/2021
I got distracted by another story that I had to read through, but now on to In Enemy Waters.
Planar-Walking-Entertainment chapter 6 . 9/26/2021
Huh... Harry's ritual hermione made him do... Did it actually cleanse him of all magics cast on him that it actually killed his horcruxes, since his blood is connected to voldemort (hence his blood boiling) and thus damaged his connection to his horcruxes?
Adwan chapter 11 . 9/26/2021
well shame! (good naturedly) i expected a super sx scene and they wake the next day? why?
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