|Reviews for Eloquence|
| AnyaPond chapter 1 . 4/3/2013
Oh my god. I was not expecting that! Bloody brilliant ;)
| Guest chapter 1 . 2/18/2013
Yes. Yes I would fancy a shag.
| Guest chapter 1 . 7/26/2012
I'd give anything to hear her answer to his question xD Absolutely fantastic! MORE! :D
| XxBlindXxAngelXx chapter 1 . 7/4/2012
haha 'fancy a shag' is none of those things your were going for barty! are you gonna continue?
| Guest chapter 1 . 6/30/2012
Hilarious. I love you already.
| XpressShade-X chapter 1 . 2/14/2012
short and awesome, good job
| GwendolynPond chapter 1 . 8/20/2011
AH! Ceci est si parfait! Je l'aime tellement, il est adorable.
WAIT, SORRY, I'M TYPING IN FRENCH AGAIN BECAUSE THIS FREAKING ROCKS MY SOCKS.
| Red Lips 'nd Cloudy Eyes chapter 1 . 7/18/2011
That was quite entertaining indeed. Would you believe me if I told you 'that' actually happened to me a couple of times? It's a shame that Barty seems to be a whole lot more of a man than those idiots who dare to ask me such questions (or demand it). I guess Barty wouldn't find his face dripping with my latest beverage of the evening. No, not at all ;-)
I'd like to read more about this Bartimus Crouch Junior. Please feed my curiosity with an update
| I-love-u-long-time chapter 1 . 6/24/2011
That, my dear, was brilliant!
"Fancy a shag?" I love it. :) keep it up
| OhTex chapter 1 . 3/26/2011
I bloody love this!
| M'rika chapter 1 . 12/1/2010
Haha! That's amazing. I love it.
| SailingAwaySoftly chapter 1 . 8/18/2010
That was delightful! You've got a gift, dear. Hope to see more from you.
| LetheSara chapter 1 . 6/10/2010
I love this! I was all ready to hear him carefully smooth talk his way into to her 'heart' (I mean pants) and then the last line made me burst out laughing. I can really see this happening.
It's fantastic. You did an amazing job.
| sasha2010 chapter 1 . 6/2/2010
"Fancy a shag?" That was great! Keep going!
| Genuine Jennifer chapter 1 . 3/3/2010
LOL! Hilarious! I was not expecting that.
Going to my favorites FOR SURE!