Reviews for Eloquence
AnyaPond chapter 1 . 4/3/2013
Oh my god. I was not expecting that! Bloody brilliant ;)
Guest chapter 1 . 2/18/2013
Yes. Yes I would fancy a shag.

/shot
Guest chapter 1 . 7/26/2012
I'd give anything to hear her answer to his question xD Absolutely fantastic! MORE! :D
XxBlindXxAngelXx chapter 1 . 7/4/2012
haha 'fancy a shag' is none of those things your were going for barty! are you gonna continue?
Guest chapter 1 . 6/30/2012
Hilarious. I love you already.
XpressShade-X chapter 1 . 2/14/2012
Love it.

short and awesome, good job
GwendolynPond chapter 1 . 8/20/2011
AH! Ceci est si parfait! Je l'aime tellement, il est adorable.

WAIT, SORRY, I'M TYPING IN FRENCH AGAIN BECAUSE THIS FREAKING ROCKS MY SOCKS.
Red Lips 'nd Cloudy Eyes chapter 1 . 7/18/2011
That was quite entertaining indeed. Would you believe me if I told you 'that' actually happened to me a couple of times? It's a shame that Barty seems to be a whole lot more of a man than those idiots who dare to ask me such questions (or demand it). I guess Barty wouldn't find his face dripping with my latest beverage of the evening. No, not at all ;-)

I'd like to read more about this Bartimus Crouch Junior. Please feed my curiosity with an update

RL&CE
I-love-u-long-time chapter 1 . 6/24/2011
That, my dear, was brilliant!

"Fancy a shag?" I love it. :) keep it up
OhTex chapter 1 . 3/26/2011
I bloody love this!
M'rika chapter 1 . 12/1/2010
Haha! That's amazing. I love it.
SailingAwaySoftly chapter 1 . 8/18/2010
That was delightful! You've got a gift, dear. Hope to see more from you.
LetheSara chapter 1 . 6/10/2010
I love this! I was all ready to hear him carefully smooth talk his way into to her 'heart' (I mean pants) and then the last line made me burst out laughing. I can really see this happening.

It's fantastic. You did an amazing job.
sasha2010 chapter 1 . 6/2/2010
"Fancy a shag?" That was great! Keep going!
Genuine Jennifer chapter 1 . 3/3/2010
LOL! Hilarious! I was not expecting that.

Going to my favorites FOR SURE!
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