This is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Thank you.

does he still bleed?

what happened [to him] exactly?

what book was this?

frizzy,lol!

(plants hate him...&/or love to EAT him...) good point, who knew?

not really what?

not till 3,lol!

I'm sure the Wizard would love camping out after spending forty years hiding in the back rooms of the palace. I however would love to go camping with him!

A-ha, very clever, and rather enjoyably funny. Although I would recommend that you should enable your anonymous reviews for your story. You should be able to get more reviews that way.