Reviews for A Trail a Mile Wide
ruff1298 chapter 1 . 11/9/2013
So, Kelly... wow. Never thought she'd had it in her.

Mordin was my second favourite, and third to that would be Shepard headbutting an armoured head to the point where the helmet cracks. As a Vanguard, I approve.

Thanks for this.
CJ-T-Bone chapter 1 . 7/31/2013
i love it, i was secretly hoping jack stole the Normandy for her pirate idea but still very well done. please let there be a sequel. :)
lazyguy90 chapter 1 . 7/29/2013
Hahaha, brilliant.
N0b0dyInParticular chapter 1 . 6/2/2013
I'm not sure if these are tears of laughter or sorrow!
Xomniac chapter 1 . 5/31/2013

This is the funniest Mass Effect story on this website.

No other, no question, no debate. It's the funniest.

Please excuse the seriousness of this review, my mind was blown somewhere between Mordin's Hooker Rebellion and Kelly Chambers...interests...
Gundum M chapter 1 . 5/31/2013
clicksqueak chapter 1 . 4/9/2013
ahahahahaha dear lord that was glorious!
Shootingstar7123 chapter 1 . 4/6/2013
This was too funny. I love the idea of the Normandy crew getting into so much trouble on shore leave. This made me laugh. :)
thebluninja chapter 1 . 1/25/2013
Naked Udina? I guess now Shepard really HAS seen everything! This is hilarious and I wish to see more!
NonSolus chapter 1 . 1/20/2013
Just wanted you to know, I may have soiled myself just now :D
VFR6 chapter 1 . 1/6/2013
Well, a five minute not wasted. Brilliant.
Blue Lone Wolf 2574 chapter 1 . 12/13/2012
*has officially died of laughter... and it's all your fault*

Just... I have no words. It's just so silly I can't stand it. I tip my hat to you, sir.

Iris Zerathine Black chapter 1 . 12/1/2012
Thank you for this oneshot. Brilliantly written, creative, in-character, vivid images through the use of dialogue. The list continues, and you've succeeded in making me one happy reader.
polarulv chapter 1 . 9/30/2012
*multiple thumbs up toes* and a big fucking grin om my face
soul-of-insanity16 chapter 1 . 8/24/2012
This was more than WILDEST imaginations. Salutes story. Begins stalking you.
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