|Reviews for Pasties and Princes|
| MartiniBabe chapter 1 . 12/28/2010
Loved it! Poor drunk Bella! At least Edward got her number. You know what would rock? You continuing with this awesome fic. Just saying... Anyway, cool fic.
| MoriaAngel chapter 1 . 5/21/2010
This drunken Bella is way to funny ;-)
| bockpack chapter 1 . 4/27/2010
The truth is, this line
"Here, Nuts and Bolts, have some of this."
made me laugh for four minutes straight until I thought I was going to rupture something.
Please don't misunderstand me, I thoroughly enjoyed the entire story. But that line, and my mental visual of the following action, have me laughing and snickering and giggling like a fool.
I cannot thank you enough for sharing this delightful story.
| AdeeLo chapter 1 . 3/28/2010
OMG! You have too continue this. So freaking
| Coriejo24 chapter 1 . 3/23/2010
Great one shot!
| da.teddy.monster.will.get.you chapter 1 . 3/13/2010
Awesome! Are you continuing it? please?
| ArcadianMaggie chapter 1 . 2/28/2010
This made me laugh: "Her cooch has an expiration date." Funny story! Loved drunken Bella. Good luck in the contest!
| TwilightJemS chapter 1 . 2/28/2010
My favorite line: "Lets have some fun this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your big night stick." So funny!
| SnowyHedwig chapter 1 . 2/27/2010
Hilarious! Good luck in the contest.
| lynne0731 chapter 1 . 2/20/2010
| What Obsession17 chapter 1 . 2/17/2010
Bahahahaha! Poor Bella, that was a pretty rough night.
| SIINFULSAIINT chapter 1 . 2/17/2010
“Her tits are magic. They hold up paper.”- LMAO!
| k562 chapter 1 . 2/16/2010
I really liked this, drunk Princess Bella is hilar.
| tiffaninichole chapter 1 . 2/15/2010
.GEE! Hilarity. HILARITY, I tell ya!
First off, she approched a kid, sounding like a pedophile. "Hey kid. I'm naked. Come over here behind these bushes and help me out." LMAO!
Then Emmett saying she had magical boobs that held up paper! I. DIE.
Bella trying to swallow the pill did me in. I was done. DONE, you hear me?
Funny. As. Hell! Great job!
| Did My Heart Love til Now chapter 1 . 2/15/2010
nice, gotta continue for at least one more chapter.