lol I'd have suggested trying to befriend Bushy and Loopy with the express intent of helping them and Harry to be safe and happy while trying to make suggestions that would minimize the death toll as they conquered the world

ahahahahahahahaha!

only luck that comes close to being this powerful would probably be Master Chief's LOL!

The Boss

PS. When I find the person that left the eight week old tuna sandwich in the staff room fridge, I will turn you into a slug and feed you to an owl! That damn thing nearly bit off one of my fingers today!
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The owl, or the sandwich?

it's england dumb ass it's not like america they don't give every cop a gun hell 90% of the police in england will never use or handle one there entire time on the force.

Love it

Great story. I really enjoyed the humor and had a blast reading it, thanks for sharing.

I agree. That was different. Also funny.

this was delightfully random!

This was hilarious. I actually LOLed a couple of times. I think this may be my new favorite AU. Thanks for sharing your story!

This is hilarious, and I like the idea of using interdepartmental memos as the way of telling the story. The wild luck sphere of influence is a fun idea.

This. Is. Amazing. I always thought that there should have been more strange consequences to the battle in the Department of Mysteries, and this story has made me laugh so much!

This may be one of my favorite humor shorts ever! Oh my goodness, the lols!

I came across this fic from Reddit. I’m laughing so hard that I’ve got tears. This was hilarious.

Oh so funny. Definitely enjoyed it.

I just found this bit, and it's amazing. It feels like the entire Department of Mysteries is a cross between the Men In Black and Aperture Science, with Cave Johnson as the Director.